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If your quest are really open could I please ask for a ulquiorra where he's jealous oh and could you please be a smut please and thank you

Sorry it took a while to give a proper reply but believe it or not I actually made one awhile back! It's one of my proudest works if I do say so myself!

Click here for it

I could maybe make a sequel? I had thoughts about it but wasn't sure if I should do it. If you want a sequel you can just send it in a request and I actually might do it.

#bleach #manga #anime #ulquiorra #answered #questions #let's talk

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Been listening to bleach opening songs again

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WHAT NOW THE FIRST EPISODE OF BLACK BUTLER'S PUBLIC SCHOOL ARC IS ON CRUNCHYROLL?!

That's it i'm getting crunchyroll! I have so many animes to catch up on. Plus maybe it will disintegrate my Hazbin hotel Hyperfixation.

Because Hazbin hotel has been taking up my life for the past month and it's horrible... (not really)

I would get crunchyroll and watch it today but I don't have time plus I will be working 12 hours shifts in the next couple of days so I will wait until after it to get crunchyroll.

#black butler #Kuroshitsuji #Blue Exorcist #let's talk

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ulquiorra you will always be famous

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Now I need ulquiorra to have sad pathetic sex

#don't we all?

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i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

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THANK YOU I THOUGHT OF THE SAME THING!

First seeing Lucifer Morningstar's outfit really reminded me of Mephisto Pheles from Blue Exorcist!

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Sfw and nsfw headcannons for mayuri with a fem but he actually loves her plz

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Mayuri Kurotsuchi SFW and NSFW Relationship Headcanons

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Random:Bleach

Rated: 18+

Genre: sfw and smutty headcanons

Warnings: slight mention of cnc roleplay

Admin Harmony🐯: I hope you enjoy this!

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✿-Mayuri first met his s/o, he had little to no interest in them.

✿- I mean he had little to no interest in dating in general.

✿He doesn’t have time to date, he is busy doing too many experiments all at once.

✿- So, in order to somehow attract him you have to have a very interesting personalty.

✿- He is strictly a personalty kind of guy, he doesn’t give 2 shits about looks. 

✿-You could look like the weirdest gremlin in the whole soul society and he would still think his s/o is attractive.

✿- That being said, once you do catch his interest dating him would be interesting.

✿He would really enjoy someone who is also into science because they both have something in common. But, it’s okay if his s/o isn’t into it either. As long as they are interesting  in some way or another it doesn’t matter.

✿Once you two start to date people can slowly start to see him act differently around his s/o than with others.

✿ we know that he generally has no regard over most others, but with his s/o it’s different…

✿He doesn’t want to do any experiments (or at least any, dangerous ones.)  especially if his s/o lack the same views and or interest in them.

✿If his s/o has no interest in science or experiments then he would prefer for his s/o to be completely separate from it.

✿The most his s/o would be  is just hanging out in his lab (He even has a nice chair or love seat for them to sit in, and yes, people have question it to him.)

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✿I feel like in general he doesn’t really have a high sex drive.

✿but when he does want to have sex ooohhh boy.

✿He is a very kinky person ngl.

✿  He is into roleplay, you can kind of guess of the roleplay he is into.

✿Also into doctor/patient roleplay as long he can “use” his crazy tools on his s/o and especially if his s/o enjoys it.

✿Definitely more of dominate, and he also loves degrading his partners. 

✿ he is both a sadist and a masochist at the same. (Sadist leaning)

✿Enjoys someone who is a huge masochist.

✿He likes very messy sex, he enjoys all of the slobber, tears, and bodily fluids.

✿HE IS A TEASE and he loves to edge his partners to the point of them crying and begging for them to let him cum.

✿When he is domming, he loves brats, just more fun ways for him to “torture” them.

✿Favorite place and probably the only place for you guys to have sex is in his lab since he is always in there.

✿But every once in while you guys can take it in his office or his bedroom it just really depends on his mood.

✿Enjoys face fucking, and sloppy blowjobs, and “forcing” his s/o a blowjob.

✿I’m going to be honest, this is a heated opinion but I think he would low-key be into cnc roleplay.

✿ONLY IF HIS S/o LIKES IT. CONSENT IS IMPORTANT!

✿Sometimes he has his makeup on during sex, it’s mainly equal parts.  One day he will, one day he wont,

✿does do after care with his s/o because he cares about them greatly.

✿when he is feeling soft (which is a treat) he will praise them, and caress them gently.

✿Enjoys skin on skin contact.

✿Either way, no matter who is s/o he still loves them and will do whatever he can to make his s/o comfortable during sex.

#fanfic reblogs

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Ulquiorra body pillow would fix me

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Goth gf

#hotttt #blood tw

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Thank you so much @kr0wu for the tag!🥰I love these types of games so keep them all coming! Anyways here's my cat that I did. Green eyes because ulquiorra, duh. The two dots above my eyes because I usually do something similar with my makeup and me surrounded by sweets because well, i love sweets!

Now I'm going to tag @xxangeliccloudchildxx @stygianoir and @haileyotakubeebe  to do this game~

Picrew Tag Game!

I was tagged by @odeblr to cattify myself using this picrew! Thank you so much, Ezra :)

The blue spots represent the streaks of blue I currently have in my hair! The glasses on my cat self are almost identical to my real ones, so I couldn't not use them :)

I will tag @jongside, @faceglitchsworld, @solaysa, @snoos-tattoos, @seohosincerely, @toxicrevolver, @luvrli, @shadow-of-tea-and-tea, @littlebookworm69, @asoulsreverie and @chronosik only if you want! As always, if you see this and would like to do it too, feel more than welcome!

#tagging game #picrew chain #thanks for the tag

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Toshiro nsfw HC’s?

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Toshiro Hitsugaya NSFW Headcanons

Fandom: Bleach

Rated:18+

Genre: smutty headcanons

Warnings: mentions of sex

Admin Harmony🐯: Of course, here you go!

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ꕥ˚I can picture Toshiro being more of a vanilla sex kind of guy over someone who is more kinky.

ꕥ˚He views sex to be more about making love and connecting  with the person rather than anything else.

ꕥ˚So yeah, he hardly ever has one night stands with anyone. He is very picky with who he sleeps with.

ꕥ˚He loves giving kisses to his s/o. He will just leave trail kisses down his partner’s body.

ꕥ˚He is into body worshiping and praising though.

ꕥ˚He just wants to let his partner know how much he loves and adores them.

ꕥ˚He will not make his love feel bad about their body at all. 

ꕥ˚He will totally hold your hand while you both orgasm. He just wants that instant skin on skin connection.

ꕥ˚You will hear whisper “I love yous” and “You’re so beautiful”

ꕥ˚Not into degrading at all, again he wants his partner to feel loved.

ꕥ˚He does have a thing for hands.

ꕥ˚It’s not exactly a kink or fetish but he does like it when his partner (men, women, or they/thems) manicure their nails. Especially if they only do it on a special occasion.

ꕥ˚He wouldn’t mind doing a little ice play and using a blind fold from time to time though.   

ꕥ˚He loves seeing their fingers wrapped around his cock and stroking it.

ꕥ˚He does like a little teasing, he is secretly into edging. He wants to be edged but wont admit it because it is a bit embarrassing.

ꕥ˚Also praise him as well, tell him he is doing a good job as well.

ꕥ˚He will also enjoy the praise and being treated like a prince as well.

ꕥ˚He doesn’t really want to have sex in crazy places since he is afraid of someone catching the both of you.

ꕥ˚The most he would do is have office sex but late at night when  no one should bother him.

ꕥSex with him will most likely be vanilla but of course if his s/o wants him to indulge in their fantasies then he will do it because he loves then very much.

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#fanfic reblogs

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You're welcome! I just wanted to do the world a favor!

((Shout out to @ulquiorrapleasecallmetrash for the new Alastor reaction pics! Added them all to my arsenal. 😈❤️))

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Sfw and nsfw headcannons for mayuri with a fem but he actually loves her plz

*＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊

Mayuri Kurotsuchi SFW and NSFW Relationship Headcanons

*＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊

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Random:Bleach

Rated: 18+

Genre: sfw and smutty headcanons

Warnings: slight mention of cnc roleplay

Admin Harmony🐯: I hope you enjoy this!

*＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊

✿-Mayuri first met his s/o, he had little to no interest in them.

✿- I mean he had little to no interest in dating in general.

✿He doesn’t have time to date, he is busy doing too many experiments all at once.

✿- So, in order to somehow attract him you have to have a very interesting personalty.

✿- He is strictly a personalty kind of guy, he doesn’t give 2 shits about looks. 

✿-You could look like the weirdest gremlin in the whole soul society and he would still think his s/o is attractive.

✿- That being said, once you do catch his interest dating him would be interesting.

✿He would really enjoy someone who is also into science because they both have something in common. But, it’s okay if his s/o isn’t into it either. As long as they are interesting  in some way or another it doesn’t matter.

✿Once you two start to date people can slowly start to see him act differently around his s/o than with others.

✿ we know that he generally has no regard over most others, but with his s/o it’s different…

✿He doesn’t want to do any experiments (or at least any, dangerous ones.)  especially if his s/o lack the same views and or interest in them.

✿If his s/o has no interest in science or experiments then he would prefer for his s/o to be completely separate from it.

✿The most his s/o would be  is just hanging out in his lab (He even has a nice chair or love seat for them to sit in, and yes, people have question it to him.)

*＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊**＊✿❀　❀✿＊

✿I feel like in general he doesn’t really have a high sex drive.

✿but when he does want to have sex ooohhh boy.

✿He is a very kinky person ngl.

✿  He is into roleplay, you can kind of guess of the roleplay he is into.

✿Also into doctor/patient roleplay as long he can “use” his crazy tools on his s/o and especially if his s/o enjoys it.

✿Definitely more of dominate, and he also loves degrading his partners. 

✿ he is both a sadist and a masochist at the same. (Sadist leaning)

✿Enjoys someone who is a huge masochist.

✿He likes very messy sex, he enjoys all of the slobber, tears, and bodily fluids.

✿HE IS A TEASE and he loves to edge his partners to the point of them crying and begging for them to let him cum.

✿When he is domming, he loves brats, just more fun ways for him to “torture” them.

✿Favorite place and probably the only place for you guys to have sex is in his lab since he is always in there.

✿But every once in while you guys can take it in his office or his bedroom it just really depends on his mood.

✿Enjoys face fucking, and sloppy blowjobs, and “forcing” his s/o a blowjob.

✿I’m going to be honest, this is a heated opinion but I think he would low-key be into cnc roleplay.

✿ONLY IF HIS S/o LIKES IT. CONSENT IS IMPORTANT!

✿Sometimes he has his makeup on during sex, it’s mainly equal parts.  One day he will, one day he wont,

✿does do after care with his s/o because he cares about them greatly.

✿when he is feeling soft (which is a treat) he will praise them, and caress them gently.

✿Enjoys skin on skin contact.

✿Either way, no matter who is s/o he still loves them and will do whatever he can to make his s/o comfortable during sex.

#bleach #anime #manga #imagines #bleach imagines #anime imagines #headcanons #mayuri kurotsuchi #mayuri kurotsuchi x reader #bleach mayuri #mayuri x reader #mayuri kurotsuchi headcanons #gotei 13 #bleach captains #spicy #bleach headcanons #headcanon #imagines blog #mayuri kurotsuchi imagines

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Don't be peeking at my laptop, I'm writing smut

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Thanks for the tag @j-u-u-z-o this one is going to be fun!

I am also tagging- @xxangeliccloudchildxx @stygianoir @haileyotakubeebe  and @sacredwarrior88  to do this!

I aint mad by the results i am happy seems pretty accurate haha.

thanks for tagging me @prettymuchteddy and @snowblack-charcoalwhite

Search "your name + core" on pinterest, post the first six photos, and tag more people:)

tagging (no pressure) : @zae5 , @theworldisafuckingbleak , @sidraofthewildflowers , @fatherforgivethem , @shestrying , @sundreeam, @liv-cole , @lullaebies and anyone else who’d like to join ♥️

#thank you for tagging me me! #tag game