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Jason Sudeikis for Taco Bell.

#genuinely would watch a whole show about sudeikis and lebron being best friends who love tacos #and idk what that says about me #i also love how not a single one of the little clips included them playing basketball together despite it being a genuine shared interest

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Jason Sudeikis for Taco Bell.

#this whole expression is me after sending my buddies yet another JSuds clip/screenshot #<3

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i wanna watch the episode of The SHop Uninterrupted with jason sudeikis (s04e04) but i can't find a way to watch from the uk like at all :'(

like i can't even VPN and temporarily subscribe to HBO Max cuz i dont have a US based payment card

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Suddenly had a flashback of being in IT when I was like year 7 or 8- and I'd looked up something on whatever search engine we were using- it might've been ask jeeves- and ending up on an article entitled 'mummy i want to be a boy' and the girl next to me looking at my screen and laughing so loud that the teacher came over.

I hit the back button as many times as i could in a panic, and he took both of us into the hallway to find out what was going on. She rats me out and I try to pretend it just popped up. He then went back into the classroom and i guess checked my history- which i didnt know was a thing when i was like 12- and berated me for lying to him and looking up 'inappropriate' things

so anyway suddenly remembering this incident makes me wonder if that experience pushed back my ability to perceive myself as queer or nb despite the vast majority of my friends at the time being LGBT, cuz like I didnt start using she/they pronouns for myself until I was almost in my 30s and didnt allow myself to recognise that I was bi until my probably mid 20s at least.

#idk #i just felt like writing this down somewhere #i'm not putting everything on my IT teacher #because organised religion was also like *right there* #and my Mum was in her 'pre-growth' era

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shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

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this changed my life

#Toheeb is excellent in Player Kings and if you're able to come see it then you should #side note i definitely thought he had 2 big ass bags of Lolas because i did not perceive the mirror

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Take care of your gun!

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Support women.

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“[Their height difference] wouldn’t bother Ted. It doesn’t bother me”

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Jason Sudeikis at the John R Wooden Awards. - April 12, 2024.

#this gifset is great because of many reasons #my two highlisghts being #tip toe through the corridor #scrunchy giggle face in the last gif #i fuckin love his scrunchy giggle face when he pulls his chin back

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had a great night at the theatre

#cool rider #grease 2

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Jason Sudeikis at the John R Wooden Awards. - April 12, 2024.

#pls the 'sneaking around' #i need that tippy toeing as a gif

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not “oh my god it’s just a tv show” as in you are not allowed to find genuine joy and form a true connection to fiction, but “oh my god it’s just a tv show” as in, if it legitimately stresses you out and impacts your mood when things don’t happen exactly the way you want them to, and it causes you to lash out at other - real - people, maybe you need to take a massive step back.

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Jason Sudeikis watching the solar eclipse today in Cleveland with Rennae Stubbs.

#the idea that you could just be wandering around #and then theres jason sudeikis just lying in the park staring at the sky #looking so cosy #<3

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i love the phrase "great post everyone. hit the showers" because it implies that posting is a sport. which it is