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ultra-bitchlord·8 minutes agoText

dangerous-doodle:

supercalifragilisticosteoporosis:

tiny-goddess-of-chaos:

jonathan-joestar:

biggest-gummiest-spoon:

013-jackson:

galahadwilder:

tiny-goddess-of-chaos:

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stormytheadorkabledumbass:

and you can request any additions you’d like, whether it be demon horns, angel wings, mermaid tail, doesn’t matter. im bored

Isn’t it April Fools Day Today? 👀

well i dont know time so screw that Y’ALL GETTING DRAWINGS

GUYS. I WANT TO ART. I AM GOING TO DRAW EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, I AM GOING TO MESS UP ON A FEW AND CRY, BUT YOU WILL GET THE ART.

this is not an april fool’s joke because thanks to covid-19 i have no sense of time and didn’t even realize it was april first when i posted this

Dingus

This is neat

please draw me

oh boy, theres a plethora of source material for me (go by url, not icon)

I HAVE TO CHANGE THE DEADLINE, EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS BEFORE APRIL 5TH WILL GET A DRAWING. 

ANYONE WHO REBLOGS AFTER WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL JULY TO GET THEIR DRAWINGS.

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD BECAUSE I CAN’T DO MUCH MORE

Okay, got it!

Neat!!!

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ultra-bitchlord·2 days agoText

reyslight:

thefandomlesbian:

Hey, everyone! Due to the sudden influx of viewers on AO3, the site has had to modify some things, including the experience of guest users and how hits are counted on the site. This is not the fault of AO3 (they’re doing their best to keep things up and running for all of us), but if you’re a guest user following stories on AO3, PLEASE make sure to leave kudos for your authors to see. We understand it can be difficult to get an account on AO3 (probably more now with COVID-19 leaving people in their homes), but sudden drops in statistics can be inexplicable and disheartening.

Keep your heads up, people. We’re gonna get through this.

also you can reach out and try to get invites if you need them for accounts! i know myself and many other authors who have a bunch of invites that we can give away.

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ultra-bitchlord·4 days agoVideo

darthfar:

everythingfox:

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

The owner also tells the last dog to fetch the cat, and to share the treat with it. XD So precious.

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ultra-bitchlord·4 days agoText

coq:

not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence

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ultra-bitchlord·4 days agoText

movrings:

secret-engima:

Me: *posts chapter on a cliffhanger because I’m secretly not sure what to do next to make a good climax/exciting inciting incident to the current story arc*.

Poor, Foolish Mortal who leaves a review: oh man I sure hope (insert X wild/crazy/scary/horrible thing here) doesn’t happen, especially to X character!!!!

Me, the author who hadn’t even CONCEiVED that particular idea until the reviewer opened their mouth:

I am Marlin

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ultra-bitchlord·12 days agoPhoto

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“I Stayed At Work For You, You Stay At Home For Us!” Doctors And Nurses Plead With The Public To Listen To Them

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