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ok hear me out, the ‘boosy boots’ ep but maid themed
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sorry guys I don’t control the brainrot, the brainrot controls me
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plabsbians be upon ye
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Was once again tagged by the lovely @katecaru to post 4 characters whose energy I give off:
1. Sherlock Holmes (specifically Brett-Holmes on cocaine; Granada-Holmes)
2. Nick Nelson (Because I too am a struggling bisexual; Heartstopper)
3. Viago (Because I’m also German-speaking and comedically inept; What we do in the Shadows)
4. Stede Bonnet (Flamboyant gay dork; Our Flag Means Death)
I tag @ultralarryus and anyone else who wants to participate 💕
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Reblog with your score
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what if.... you vibrated your throat patch at me...
... and we nuzzled each other's sensitive faces…
...and we were both t-rexes?? 👉🏻👈🏻
hahaha jk.... 😂 unless??? 😳
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Gay people be like “old friend” and the producers expect you to think that they didn’t fuck like ok.
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「 You have new gods now. 」
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Of all the places I could be, I just want to be here with you.
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)
dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert
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i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.
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It’s getting hot in the X-Mansion…
(21/?)
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