umbreeonic

[umbreeonic]

I can't believe the Voltron crisis lasted only two years. Seven seasons in two years. Deranged. Awful time to be online. PEAK shipping discourse. And the evil is defeated.

#STOP.

[umbreeonic]

This is made exclusively to punish Alexander Hamilton for getting this song stuck in my head.

#adhd simulator #but also op what the fuck. become a music producer this fucks #also also i love that sawtooth is seeping out of brony spaces it’s so funny. they have a top comment on a gutsick gibbon video #and now this #holy trinity of brony ex-yec and meme song maker what’s not to love

[umbreeonic]

#this is the squarest cat i’ve ever seen

[umbreeonic]

emotional progression of centaurworld s2

#genuinely think i’m broken. anyways nothing does tragic love like the fever dream horse isekai

[umbreeonic]

Finally saw dune. Brave film. They incorporated bagpipes into the soundtrack and fuck if you don't see an actual bagpiper on screen in front of sexy sexy oscar isaac. They could have pretended the bagpipes were nondiagetic but no. They were like "guess what. The majestic instrument originating from the scottish highlands exist in this universe. And hes gonna play his little song" marvel could never. If they showed a bagpiper on screen he would be laughed at. Humiliated. Dare I say, "quipped at". And then they would have made a joke about how spiderman played the bagpipes in marching band.

#when me and my friend got out of the theater i looked at him abt went #the bagpipes. #and he went THE BAGPIPES!

[umbreeonic]

still riding the high from sunday when my instructor said i have a natural gift for grabbing raptors

#i’ve found my calling and it’s having a death grip on the sour milk birds

[umbreeonic]

you know that joke about how you should never name a dog “lucky” well my instructor had a dog who had a heart so bad he wasn’t expected to live past puppyhood and her brother named him lucky. fucker lived fourteen years and didnt even die of heart failure

#every time a dog named lucky got hurt it only powered him MORE

[umbreeonic]

not to be boring but I like when evil characters.... well not become “redeemed,” more like they become domesticated. its just delightful when like an evil monstrous little bastard man goes from committing murder to getting mad someone misplaced their costco card or left the jar of mayo on the counter all day.

#childe 💖 #his dialogue in the event was so goddamn funny #‘what if shiki taishou was... created to just be a living weapon?’ ‘dude that ROCKS being a living weapon is awesome’ #‘we’re so sorry you accidentally got locked in here for several days!’ ‘actually can you lock me in here again i had so much fun’

[umbreeonic]

just a normal sentence a normal person would say

[umbreeonic]

to steal a friend’s joke: staff of thoma 💖

#genshin impact #i am still REELING.

[umbreeonic]

#genshin impact #well uh. anyways

[umbreeonic]

#had to add my favorite part of this thread to the post i lose it every time i think abt it #You Are An Animal Who Has Landed On An Island And You Are Forced Into A Contract By An Antagonistic Creature.

[umbreeonic]

gayass *attacks him*

#i need people to stop with the ‘childe’s gonna die’ theories like NO he’s gonna live forever being my morally dubious gbf #i didn’t lose the 50/50 on his first banner despite spending actual money (don’t judge me i’m flawed) and finally get him on the second #just for him to be killed off oKAY

[umbreeonic]

#ME #ME AND MY BROTHER INTERACTING

[umbreeonic]

#is this centaurworld

[umbreeonic]

spot the difference

#this keeps popping up in my recommended and every time i burst out laughing

[umbreeonic]

i genuinely can’t tell if my ads are targeted or not cause i’ll get ads about vet schools and vitiligo but then i’ll get deodorant ads that are ~aluminum free~ as if i’m not a sweaty bitch

#wow you researched what deodorant works best for super extra sweaty armpits? we think you’d like this one that contains none of that