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unairedwonder · 1 month
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what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.
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unairedwonder · 3 months
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we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors
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unairedwonder · 3 months
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i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”
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unairedwonder · 3 months
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saltburn is a romcom btw sorry to those who don't get it. pin in the bike tyre is just intentionally spilling a drink on your crush for the chance to touch their skin while wiping them down. embellishing a story so they find you interesting? been there. who hasn't drugged a bottle of champagne to kill them with when they don't reciprocate your feelings. that's what young love is all about
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unairedwonder · 3 months
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it's new years resolution time. someone get me that picture of tim drake
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unairedwonder · 4 months
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i love that emerald fennell is one of us
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unairedwonder · 7 months
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Not done with sex ed yet but wow they really want us to hate Otis on the way out huh?
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unairedwonder · 7 months
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But I'll give you some advice...
MIMI KEENE as RUBY MATTHEWS in SEX EDUCATION — 4.04
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unairedwonder · 7 months
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unairedwonder · 8 months
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"A reward system huh?"
aka Belly helping Conrad quit smoking and study for his final, and Conrad being insanely flirty and attractive the whole time
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unairedwonder · 8 months
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unairedwonder · 8 months
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unairedwonder · 1 year
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my love language is saying to someone 'sojao' kyonki chahe khud ka sleep schedule kitna hi bekar kyon na ho, meri jaan ko time pe sona chahiye
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unairedwonder · 1 year
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“Oh bhai” gf 🤝 “Bas kar behen” bf
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unairedwonder · 1 year
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people have these aesthetic book shelves, library and shit meanwhile here i am downloading my 789th illegal pdf/epub.
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unairedwonder · 1 year
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are you constantly crushed by the overwhelming fear that you may not achieve your dreams or are you normal
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unairedwonder · 1 year
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I was a gifted child. Until I wasn't. I was the golden girl. Until I couldn't burn anymore.
My parents expected me to build wings of gold and fly further than anyone could ever try. I don't blame them, having a child to raise is like sculpting a clay pot, you can shape it the way you like, paint it the colour you fancy. To raise a child is to play God. To raise a child is to be God.
But to be a child is to fall, to make mistakes, to fail. The thing about being too bright at an early age means you burn out by the time you're 16 and suddenly the world around you becomes more gray and terribly, terribly lonely. The fire is never warm enough, nothing is ever enough. And one day you find yourself begging to a godless sky, begging for a new spark.
I was a gifted child once. I was the golden girl. And one day, I burned out.
-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire
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