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You'll never get me outta this tuba!
I am Mister Ralph Benedict, proud host of "Uncle Ralphie's Magical Musical Sideshow Spectacular". My hobbies include time travel, dimensional travel, and violating reality.
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Oh. Ohoho... OhohohoHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...No. No, Billy. Never.
Plot Twist: Uncle Ralphie gets out of that tuba
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HWEY KIDS
IT'S UNCLE RALPHIE TIEM
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"Lamp."
//is this real? what is going on?
is uncle ralphie really having rumbo fight a t-rex dragon skeleton with a CARROT SWORD?!
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"Oh, it is real, Billy. So... very... real."
//is this real? what is going on?
is uncle ralphie really having rumbo fight a t-rex dragon skeleton with a CARROT SWORD?!
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"Well... It is possible... But, not advisable."
preferbiamadoka replied to your post: “TAKE IT!” cried the tuba man. “Because heeere it…
((Put it up it’s butt))
((its a skeleton I don’t think its quite possible))
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Unlce Ralphie looked down at the tags with a grimace. "Well of course you're not a man, Billy!" he said. "Your laryngeal prominence hasn't even dropped yet!"
//also, I think Rumbo has made Uncle Ralphie very annoyed.
and I think he’s an oompa loompa but I’m not sure.
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"I caaan hear you, miss mun!" Uncle Ralphie said in a rather huffy tone. "And I am no Oompa Loompa. I am a normal, average man, just like you."
//also, I think Rumbo has made Uncle Ralphie very annoyed.
and I think he’s an oompa loompa but I’m not sure.
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