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Steven, practicing what he's going to say to Connie: hey girl are you a worm?? because

Steven: goddamnit. i hit post too early

Steven: hey girl are you a worm?? because i'm hooked on you!!!!

Steven: actually i guess it would be.....hey girl are you a hook??? because i am wormed on you?????

Steven: no it wouldn't. that's nothing.

Steven: hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you

Steven: hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in

Steven, the next day, to Connie: hey girl!!!!!!!!! fish

#steven quartz universe #conniverse #incorrect su quotes #steven universe #hi again all how've you been #sometimes i see a post and think 'steben' still #i will never forget this show <33

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Steven: AH!!!! connie!!!!! get behind me!!!!!

Connie: Steven, that's a pigeon.

Steven: don't worry!!!!! i know how to handle pigeons!!!!

Connie: What?

Steven: it's just like seagulls. you gotta let 'em know who's boss.

Connie: What?

Steven, standing aggressively at the pigeon: IM NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

#steven quartz universe #connie maheswaran #steven universe #incorrect steven universe quotes #incorrect su quotes #hi besties.....i missed u all and i miss this show <3

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Greg: There's a fucking alien in the white house!

Steven: there is no alien in the white house!!!!!! please do not panic!!!!!

*Steven's phone rings*

Steven: hello?????

Peridot: IM IN THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

Steven: oh no

#hello beloved followers please enjoy this snippet from an au im calling steven: first boy #source: incorrect hs quotes #steven quartz universe #peridot #greg universe #steven universe #incorrect steven universe quotes #incorrect su quotes

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Garnet: Sam Wise with frosted tips wearing an upside down sun visor and puka shell necklace.

Pearl: This is how Samwise shows up to Frodo's funeral.

Peridot: FRODO'S FUNERAL?

Amethyst: boating accident

Amethyst: splish splash hobbit overboard you get the picture

Peridot: DON'T PATRONIZE ME.

Amethyst: chopped up by the outboard motors

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"Rose:" And I have brought you...myrrh.

"Pink Diamond:" oh!!!!! thank you!!!!!

"Rose:" Mur-DER!

"Pink Diamond:" judas!!!! no,,

#this is what happened in aspr right guys #pink diamond #rose quartz #pearl #steven universe #incorrect steven universe quotes #incorrect su quotes

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Lapis is lying on the floor covered in bread rolls

Amethyst: hehe lookit the buns on that gem

Peridot, slamming open the door: FUNNY POLICE! THAT JOKE'S TOO FUNNY!

Amethyst, pulling out a whip: im not going back to JAAAAIL

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Pearl: I’m sorry Amethyst, but when it comes to linguistic sophistry, I got the lions share.

Amethyst: not true

Pearl: Alright, put your proverbial money where your physical mouth is and prove it. 

Pearl: Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story for me.

Amethyst: easy

Amethyst: hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

#skleetheirken #submission #thanks for the submission! #GFUYEJIBSEFIWE YEAH!!! THATS THEM #hot dog fall out of bun DIRECTLY into storm drain #also HELLO TYPING STYLES eyeseyeseyes #:D #oh fuck TAGS! #steven universe #incorrect su quotes #incorrect steven universe quotes #amethyst #pearl

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Steven: what do i do with all these shorts???? i cannot wear them, for they are too childish

Peridot: WEAR MULTIPLE PAIRS AT ONCE

Lapis: h

Garnet: Stitch them together into longts.

Peridot: GET INTO COSPLAYING!

Amethyst: eat

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Amethyst: attacka you with a branch

Pearl, trying her best not to laugh, in unison with lapis: Attacka

Amethyst: FUCKIN KILL AND SMASHA YOU ON A ROCK

#skleetheirken #thanks for the submission! #LOVE THIS THANK YOU #highlights of this include pearl and lapis. excellent combo #also i dont know if you got this on purpose but you got the typing styles i always do for them right!!!!! #amethyst #pearl #lapis lazuli #steven universe #incorrect su quotes #incorrect steven universe quotes #violence mention #ITS ALOS VERY FUNNY #caps #submission

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(some) steven universe characters as (some) dril tweets

Bismuth: if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the SKELETON WAR

Rose Quartz: i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites. you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you

Pearl: It’s the weekend, baby. You know what that means! It’s time to drink precisely one beer and call 911.

Peridot: HOW DO I GET COWBOY PAINT OFF A PUMPKIN .

Pearl, talking about her spear: Strongest blade in the world, however it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian.

Peridot: ME AND A BUNCH OF STUPID ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO START A COMMUNITY IN THE MIDDLE OF DELMARVA TO EITHER DIE OR PROVE A VERY IMPORTANT POINT

Bismuth: were at the point now, folks, twhere the Diamond Authority will kill you for having OPINIONS, but refuse to assassinate the nitwits who fuck with MY PAGE.

Amethyst: i roll a massive barrel labeled "Gangnam Content" into a lavish nyc party attended by high profile artists and accidentally crush a mans leg

#i have reasons for all of these. ask me #violence mention #alcohol mention #bismuth #rose quartz #pearl #peridot #amethyst #steven universe #incorrect su quotes #incorrect steven universe quotes

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Greg: I live for the applesauce

Steven: *applause

Greg: I know what I’m about son

#steven quartz universe #greg universe #source: tumblr #sorry to everyone who was expecting good quotes from this account. <3 #incorrect steven universe quotes #incorrect su quotes #steven universe

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Connie: We need a distraction. Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Steven, whispering: my time has come.

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Andy: Got called xenophobic at the barn today.

Mr. Fryman: Tell us what happened.

Andy: I got called a xenophobe at the barn.

Mr. Fryman: Yeah, but why?

Andy: Well, I was being xenophobic.

Mr. Fryman: At the barn?

Andy: Yeah, it was at the barn.

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Pink: L is for the way you look at me

Pink: O is for the only one I see

Pink: V is very very extraordinary–

Spinel: Egg!

#source: tumblr #pink diamond #spinel #EGG!! #ghffhdd i can see this in my head #simplesecrets #submission #thanks for the submission!

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Connie: Oh god! Steven, we have to get you to a hospital! What’s your type?

Steven: smart.....brown hair.....beautiful eyes.....

Connie: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

Steven: huh? oh...red :)

Connie:

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Bismuth, recently unbubbled: What a GREAT NAP! I feel totally disoriented and I’m frothing with HATE!

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The decision to have your icon be Steven with a pan flag is lovely and correct 10/10 have a wonderful day,

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