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here's something stupid: the catcatfish
some quick facts:
they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.
they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.
their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.
they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.
the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.
they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!
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christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene
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hazbin hotel is normie shit for people who think they're Freaks but are actually just normies
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that little bit of chocolate at the end of a drumsticks cone is the closest humans can get to god
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Mimicry is a common evolutionary path for many “magical fauna”, including drakes. While many of the larger more impressive dragons have evolved outside of this, smaller drakes took to mimicry in vast numbers. From mimicking plants to insects mimicry is one of the major defense mechanisms for smaller dragons.
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Took a step back into the world of dragons for one last drake to round out the year.
The Black Lace Wyvern, a delicate, nimble winged dragon found within subtropical forests. This little drake is most known for its impressive, flowing leg membranes. These growths are only found on the males of the species and are used in mating displays. However these impressive growths come at a cost, as males are far more susceptible to predation.
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I'm so ass at measuring distance that if I woke up in a Saw trap and the only requirement was to "run 30 ft, give or take a foot or two" I would still fuck it up and get slaughtered
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its 2053. 90 year old russell t davies is made showrunner of doctor who just in time for the show’s upcoming 90th anniversary. 82 year old david tennant feels a chill in the air
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wait so youre telling me your boyfriend has a mullet.. AND a moustache? a nose piercing too? and hes… what were your words again? “kind of girly?” woah, that’s crazy. i hadn’t even heard of that before. like, really, this is some crazy shit he’s into. are we still shooting him in the stomach later?
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