Peter: *rollerblades into his therapist's office with a booster juice and a bedhead*
Peter: Alice, you are not going to fucking believe this.
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Tony : *shouting in Italian*
Peter: I know, I'm sorry, Mr. Stark
Steve: You speak Italian?
Peter: No. I just know the phrase, "Are you fucking crazy? Don't you ever do that again!" in every language Mr. Stark speaks.
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Guys I love him
tom holland, anti-python enthusiast
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Tony : We call that a traumatic event
Tony, to Ned: Not a "Bro moment"
Tony, to Harley: Not a "Major L"
Tony, to Peter: And not an "oops lmao"
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I just scheduled 11 posts 'cause I'm having an exam for all of November and I have absolutely zero preparation...Do I take tumblr too seriously
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[Tony after finding the framed photo of him and Peter while cleaning the kitchen shelf]
Tony : *crying thinking about the years when Peter was dusted*
Peter: *hugs Tony from behind and whispers* I'm here now, Dad
Tony : *turns around and hugs him harder*
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Peter: C'mon Mr. Stark, when have I ever done something irresponsible?
Tony, pulling out his notebook: Would you like me to go chronologically or in alphabetical order?
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Oh my goodness this is adorable🥺 thank you for making this ahhh💛
I made another thing and I really hope that it posts cause tumblr us getting in my nerves
Anyways qoute by: @underoooos
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Oh how I miss this smile. This might be an unpopular opinion but I loved hoco way more than ffh 'cause, the innocence, how relatable it was, and smol boi Peter look how happy he is awwww
No Way Home is gonna torture Peter, isn't it? Yeah no I want this boi back.
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Tony : I have to say kid, I'm a little sorry for you
Peter, talking around a broken jaw: This is a spor's rela'ed i-injury! Tha' makes me coo'!
Tony : Tripping on a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
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Peter: *being buried alive*
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly
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Peter : *singing* Country gnomes
Harley: *singing along* Take my bones
Peter : To a place
Harley: They don't belong
Tony, who has 4 deadlines to meet in 2 hours: *eye twitching, veins popping out*
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Do you have a favorite word?
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Well. This is stupid but I once watched this movie called "The Internship", which was about the whole intern selection process and stuff at Google and I've really really wanted to work at Google since then😂 It's never gonna happen but hey! A girl can dream.
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What is your mbti?
INTJ! I'm introverted. Really. Fucking. Introverted.
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14 if you could live everywhere, where would you live?
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Hard pick. I really loved "The Maze Runner" trilogy in the adventure-supense category. And then there's "The perks of being a wallflower" which is just so real, I'll never forget it. So yeah! Maybe these two.
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