Peter: Fuck you
Harley: No fuck YOU-
Tony: Hey! Language! And no fighting, you're brothers-
Peter: Harley said your cooking sucks.
Tony: *turning to Harley* You BITCH-
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Pepper: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Tony : I think-
Peter: Seventy-two hours
Tony : *alarmed* How do you know that?
Peter: *giggling deliriously* There's a clown behind you, Mr. Stark
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Okay dork you got me I love you even more now goddamnit
I love an absolute fucking ✨dumbass✨
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Tony : I've done the best I could to raise you! Have I been perfect? No.
Tony : Do I know anything about children? No!
Tony : Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably!
Baby Peter: *gurgling and making grabby hands*
Baby Harley: *babbling*
Tony : *melts*
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What’s your favourite fanfic?
That's impossible to answer I'm sorry😂
I read a ton of hurt/comfort stuff and I pretty much love them all! Right now I'm reading this and it's good so far! Y'all could give it a try😁
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What’s your favourite trope?
Tony Stark acting as Peter Parker's parental figure😭basically anything Irondad Spiderson (angst👀) will do me in :)
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What’s your favorite marvel movie?
Can't say Endgame as it makes me sob like an idiot.
The first Avengers movie, I think. I dunno why but I've always loved that one!
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What’s your favorite feeling?
Oooh good question, Anon.
You know that feeling you get when you help someone? Like "Yeah, I'm helping, they're happy!" Dunno if that makes sense😅
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What’s your favorite color?
Hard to pick a favourite but I love neutrals like black, white, gray and such :)
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What’s your favorite quote?
I don't want to go big, I want to go home.
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send me "what's your favorite.." asks 💫
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It feels wrong not to have this on my blog, so there
leaked footage of peter parker and tony stark from avengers: infinity war
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Peter: *waddling to Tony's bedroom in the middle of the night*
Peter: If I weigh 99lbs and eat 1lbs nachos, am I 1% nacho Mr. Stark
Tony : *shooting up in bed* Go the fuck to sleep
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Tony : *cool, collected, badass, doesn't care about anything etc. etc.*
Peter: *gets a papercut* Ouch
Tony : *panics, crashes into everything in his haste* Oh my GOD ARE YOU OKAY?! ARE YOU BLEEDING?!! THAT'S IT, MEDBAY RIGHT NOW!!
Tony : *picks Peter up bridal style and runs*
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Peter: Wanna hear a joke?
Tony : No.
Peter: C'mon, please
Tony : Fine.
Peter: Knock knock
Tony : Come in.
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Flash: Tomorrow's garbage day.
Ned : I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
Peter: *highfives Ned so hard he goes flying*
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Tony : What's your type?!
Peter: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Tony :*desperate as Peter bleeds out* YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
Peter: Oh! B positive
Tony :*veins popping out* DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE!!
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Kidnapper: *about to shoot* Any last words?
Peter: Do you think I'm cute be honest
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If you don't mind dying over excessive adorableness🥰 then please by all means go ahead-
Baby monitor antics
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Peter: I have my "Spidey Sense" it tells me when I'm in danger.
Tony: I have my "Peter is a Dumbass Sense" it tells me when he's about to die from his own stupidity.
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