underoosparkerr
underoosparkerr
mr. stark, it smells like a new car in here
| hi i'm kai, welcome to my dysfunctional marvel blog |
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underoosparkerr · a day ago
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nat: OK I’M GIVING YOU TEN SECONDS TO TELL ME WHO ATE MY OREOS BEFORE I START WREAKING HAVOC ON YOUR ASSES
tony: i saw peter go into the cabi…
peter: mr. stark please don’t do this
tony: cabinet and grab the pack
peter: why would you do this to me
nat: oh peter it was you? do you want another pack sweetheart?
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underoosparkerr · 4 days ago
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*fire alarm blaring*
peter: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE
tony: WHY WOULD YOU PUT WATER ON A GREASE FIRE
peter: ITS A FIRE
tony: ITS A GREASE FIRE
peter: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
tony: THE TURKEY WAS ON FIRE
steve: i’m never letting these idiots cook thanksgiving dinner again
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underoosparkerr · a month ago
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peter: my suit is itchy
tony: ok and?
peter: it smells weird
tony: i don’t know what this has to do with me
peter: it’s the wrong shade of red
tony: are you trying to convince me to make you a new suit?
peter: is it working?
tony: no
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underoosparkerr · 2 months ago
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Hi, congrats on 400 followers!
So, because you are doing a Q&A for celebration I have picked a question.
Don’t know why I’m recently so interested in zodiac signs, but what’s yours? 😋
Hope you have a lovely day.
Hi! Thank you so much for participating! I’m a Gemini
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underoosparkerr · 2 months ago
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Get To Know Me- 400 Follower Celebration!
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So in honor of my blog reaching 400+ followers, I’ve decided to do a little Q&A session so you can all learn a bit about me! Below are some questions you can ask, you can always ask some of your own as well! Feel free to add a fun fact or something interesting about yourself if you would like as well, I would love to get to know you all better!
What’s your name?
Zodiac sign?
Celebrity crush?
When’s your birthday?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
How old are you?
Do you speak any other languages?
Favorite movie?
Favorite TV show?
Where are you from?
Do you have any siblings?
What do you look like?
What made you start your blog?
Favorite hobby?
Favorite season?
Do you have pets?
Are you in school?
How tall are you?
Do you have any regrets?
If you were to have a power, what would it be?
Favorite Marvel character?
Favorite color?
What’s your favorite book?
Pet peeves?
Introvert or extrovert?
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underoosparkerr · 2 months ago
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Wow ok, so over the span of a couple months I’ve gained over 400 followers?!!
I just wanna say thank you to everyone who’s followed my account, reblogged my posts, and liked my content. It means the world to me that there are people out there who find my posts funny and support me. I’ll think of some type of celebration thing to do, but for the mean time thank you again!
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underoosparkerr · 4 months ago
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i don’t know about y’all, but this whole “tomdaya” situation is toxic. it’s a simple case of mind your business. it’s getting weird how obsessive people are over the two of them being together, like stop your making the rest of us look bad. it’s embarrassing.
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underoosparkerr · 4 months ago
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also i hope this isn’t for pr (which it very well might be) and if it isn’t i hope the fandom doesn’t make them so uncomfortable to the point where they break up
everyone is talking about how tom holland and zendaya are dating but no one’s talking about how a fan tipped the paparazzi off in order to get those pics. like “yay, they’re dating how exciting”. but also we need to have a serious discussion on like privacy, even if they’re celebs
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underoosparkerr · 4 months ago
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everyone is talking about how tom holland and zendaya are dating but no one’s talking about how a fan tipped the paparazzi off in order to get those pics. like “yay, they’re dating how exciting”. but also we need to have a serious discussion on like privacy, even if they’re celebs
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underoosparkerr · 5 months ago
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avengers and their preferred beverages
tony- this man drinks alcohol for breakfast lunch and dinner. 9 am? scotch. 12 pm? whiskey. 4 pm? straight vodka
natasha- tea. i have this never ending hc in my head that nat drinks an ungodly amount of tea. like this woman has a collection of tea in the pantry (which she shares with no one)
steve- room temperature beer. i love this man with my whole heart but steve literally drinks warm coors light. like on occasion it’s actually cold but the team has learned their lesson about receiving beer from steve
bruce- water, specifically la criox. no one understands why he likes them he just does. literally buys boxes worth of la criox and other sparkling waters. his favorite la criox flavor is grapefruit. tony once took a sip expecting some type of alcohol and almost threw up
thor- caprisun. peter got him hooked and ever since then, drinks them like all the time. demands there be a constant stock of caprisun in the fridge whenever he visits from asgard. his addiction to them is slightly concerning because he goes through half a box a day
clint- coffee. just black coffee. takes it with no sugar or cream. i mean how else’s is he suppose to keep up with his kids. clint has a staggering caffeine addiction and along with coffee e also heavily relies on 5 hour energy
bucky: this man drinks coca~cola like it’s no ones business. only drinks it in the glass bottles because it reminds him of the 40s. tasted cherry coke once and almost gagged because it was so ass.
sam: wine aunt. i will not be taking any arguments on this. sam drinks wine and it’s the funniest thing ever. loves wine and his favorite is a rosé. takes the team wine tasting every so often and it’s secretly one of the teams favorite thing to do
wanda: i love wanda to death but she probably drinks like prune juice or something because vision told her it was healthy.
peter: milk. this boy drinks milk at every meal and it’s revolting. i mean he’s chugging glasses upon glasses of milk. aunt may goes through a gallon of milk like within three days because peter drinks so much milk. fully heartedly believes it will make his bones unbreakable
vision: nothing lol. he’s a robot
loki: apple juice. like it’s actually so adorable, he loves it so much and it makes everyone laugh so hard. here’s this big scary magic man who drinks apple juice. and I bet he drinks it straight from the carton too
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underoosparkerr · 5 months ago
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i feel like if rdj and tony stark were to meet, as much as we want them to get along, they wouldn’t....like the ego battle these two would have
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underoosparkerr · 7 months ago
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in the middle of an intense mission somewhere.....
peter: *intense fuck boy face* sheeeeeeesh
steve: parker what the fuck, shut up and wipe that dumbass expression away
*the comms* sheeeeeeesh
steve: what the hell is going on
peter: no offense mr. rogers, but were you not listening, that's the signal to move in
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