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"Wait!" Aang piped up, raising a single finger. "No, the Avatar can't just appoint a Fire Lord," the Shokain dismissed without even bothering to look at him. "That's not what I was gonna say!" the Airbender scowled at him. "What I was gonna say was, in Agni Kai's, can't each side choose a second?" The Grand Sage frowned. "Well, yes, but I don't see what that has to do wit-," the man froze, skin going pale. "Wait!" he shouted in alarm. "That isn't - I - surely you can’t be expecting-?!" Aang looked victorious. Iroh, meanwhile, was stroking his goatee. The pair of them exchanged conspiratorial looks. Then, as one, both of them turned to stare right at Katara. Aang's look of mischievous chaos was enough to alarm Katara. The Waterbender squinted in suspicion, eyes darting from one to the other. Aang and Iroh working together could only spell disaster. "What are you two up to?" Then, to Katara's horror, Zuko let out an evil sounding cackle reminiscent of Azula, clearly having caught on to whatever his Uncle and the Avatar were both plotting. "Now, look here!" the Grand Sage stomped his foot, eyes practically dancing with sparks. "Oh, we have listened," Iroh was still stroking his goatee, and the look he shot Katara was the absolute opposite of reassuring. "And, can I say, this will be quite an interesting event.” "What will be an 'interesting event'?" Katara asked, eyes narrowed. "Why, this will be the first time in Fire Nation history that a Waterbender takes the throne!" Iroh looked far too pleased with this outcome. Katara's eyes widened. "Wait, what?? I can't become-” "Correct!" the Grand Sage exclaimed, eyes wild. "Ah, but as you said, the winner of the Agni Kai gets the throne," Iroh's eyes twinkled. "Yeah!" Aang, to Katara's horror, was nodding along with Iroh. "No one said the second had to also be a Firebender!" "It's assumed!" the Grand Sage snapped. "Well, Azula clearly accepted Katara as my second when she attacked her," Zuko added in, proving with finality that he had never really changed, for aiding Iroh and Aang at this moment was an act of utter betrayal, something only someone truly evil could do. "Wait!" Sokka exclaimed, and for a single glorious moment, Katara thought her brother would come to her aid. This was, perhaps, a delusion worthy of cactus juice. "Does this mean we get royal treatment around here? Because, as the Fire Lord's older brother who has always watched over her, I think that I deserve some perks," Sokka said, making his priorities clear. Shokain spluttered. "Does anyone care what I want?" Katara muttered. "Nope. Sorry, Ice Princess, you as Fire Lord is just too funny," Toph shot Katara a grin.
Atla Au where Katara beating Azula during Sozin's Comet accidentally turns her into the Fire Lord because, technically speaking, she was the winner of the Agni Kai
Iroh: I see you've defeated your sister and won the throne
Zuko, wincing: actually, Katara beat Azula
Katara: only because she cheated!
Iroh:
Iroh, stroking his goatee: interesting, interesting
Katara, squinting: what's 'interesting'?
Iroh: this will be the first time a Waterbender takes the throne
Katara:
Katara: EXCUSE ME??
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prompt list but it’s just sentences I’ve gotten wrong in duolingo
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DCU, Superman (Comics), Reign of the Supermen (2019), Superboy (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clark Kent & Kon-El | Conner Kent Characters: Kon-El | Conner Kent, Clark Kent Additional Tags: 13 Kon's, Yes 13, Dunno how to add this in the character tags so -, 13 Kons are: Black Zero from Hypertime Kont aka New 52 Kon Galatea aka genderbent Kon, Kon Lionel aka bald TT 2003 Kon Spider-boy aka that Peter Parker Kon fusion dude, Carl whos just a redhead Kon, SuperRob from Hypertime who was the version of Kon that took over Robin when Tim died, because Thats What Straight Men Do, Match who doesnt show up here or Id tag him Conner doesnt show up but its tshirt Kon, Conal is Kon from World Without Young Justice aka depowered never powered Kon, Alex is Smallville!Kon my beloved but he doesnt show either, then theres K-13 who is RotS Kon and last but not least Kon himself aka classic 90s boy, do I care that K-13 is actually K-12 in this scenario? No I dont leave me alone -, Also yes the name of this fic is a Kingdom Hearts pun bc Me Summary:
In which all 13 clones survive Cadmus' experimentation. Yes, all 13 of them
Kon Week Day 1 | Clone Shenanigans | Multiple Kons
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38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
The hilarity of getting this prompt twice in a row tho
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Kon was no stranger to people fainting in his arms. It had happened more than once. He was pretty sure every hero was accustomed to having this happen in one way or another.
This, however, this was new?
Kon wasn't used to angry former crime lords falling asleep in his arms, okay?
Well... Unless Knockout counted? Kon didn't tend to count Knockout, that whole thing had been up and down and generally all over the place...
Jason Todd taking several steps towards him, managing to grab onto Kon just before he lost consciousness before his face fell onto Kon's chest, however? Now, that was new. When Kon had agreed to a game night at Titan's Tower with Tim and Jason and, it wasn't even night yet, Bats were fucking nocturnal so it was the middle of the afternoon, the last thing Kon had expected was for it to end like this.
With a sleep deprived Jason just outright collapsing on him. On Kon specifically, after walking right on past Tim.
Kon turned to squint at Tim who was watching the whole thing with far too much amusement.
"Your boyfriend just fainted in my arms," Kon pointed out.
"I'm a nocturnal creature," Tim answered simply. "As long as the sun's still up, Jason is fair game,"
Kon wasn't sure how to respond to that one, so he didn't. Instead, he glanced down at Jason, hefted the sleeping man up a bit in his arms, and cradled him. Kon honestly wasn't sure what he and Jason were at this point. Both of them were dating Tim, and both knew the other was dating Tim, and both were generally fine with that, but - Kon couldn't really say he and Jason were dating each other. They got along fine enough, sure, but the mutual link was Tim.
Leave it to Tim to rope himself into a relationship both with his best friend and the former crime lord that had tried to kill him several times over. Kon was nowhere near as angry at that second bit as people seemed to assume he would be. It probably helped that Kon could empathize pretty damn well with the guy. Jason was... Well. Kon wasn't sure what Jason was, but, right now? Right now, Kon wanted to protect Jason, if that made sense? Hold him while he slept. Kon swept Jason off his feet proper, turning towards Tim.
"Where should I leave him?"
"Don't think he wants to let you go, Kon," Tim pointed at the way Jason had just curled into Kon, seemingly seeking his warmth. That was also something Kon wasn't sure how he felt about. Touching was - Kon was pretty adverse to most people touching him, but he didn't mind Jason doing it.
"Where should I leave him?" Kon repeated the question, not to be deterred, and Tim sighed before motioning for Kon to follow.
Kon followed Tim up to his room, where Tim casually motioned to the bed. Therein lied to problem as Kon tried to set Jason down - Jason whimpered as Kon tried to let go, hands grabbing at Kon's shirt and clutching on. Kon shot Tim a desperate look, but received absolutely no sympathy from the other boy as Tim snickered.
"Guess you'll have to hold him?" Tim said, casually tossing himself onto the other side of the bed, smiling at Kon the entire while.
"You're evil," Kon told him, before floating up a bit so he could lay himself down with Jason on top of him.
Having your poly boyfriend's other boyfriend lay on top of you sleeping while your actual boyfriend was off to the side smiling about it was a new experience for Kon, but one he found he didn't quiet mind. It was making Tim happy, and Kon couldn't really deny that he liked Jason - he did, he just wasn't sure where exactly Jason fell on the feeling chart. Like, yeah, he was hot, because hello, but Kon still wasn't sure what they were past two people Tim was dating.
They spent the next several hours like that, with Kon finding he really didn't mind. He'd even started playing with strands of Jason's hair, head tilted a bit at where he knew the white streak Jason tended to dye was. Tim himself ended up passing out after a bit, sending a few messages on his phone before letting out a large yawn, shutting his eyes leaving Kon as the last one not sleeping.
Jason... Ran a bit colder than most people, actually. It was weird, but oddly comforting. Kon's eyes started to a droop a bit themselves, and he ended up drifting off to sleep.
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Jason had not expected to wake up on Kon-El's fucking chest. He had not expected to wake up with any arms wrapped around him and holding him close, really. Tim liked cuddles, but he also - well. Jason ran cold and Tim demanded blankets if they were going to cuddle and Jason tended to kick those off in the middle of the night and they'd usually wind up on different ends of the bed, which, hey, that was fine, but Jason was not used to waking up being held, okay?
Tim himself was actually in his usual position on the bed, a few feet away, snoring away lightly in a way that made Jason suspect his baby bird wasn't as asleep as he looked. Then again, with Tim, it was always hard to tell.
Kon felt... Felt fucking warm, actually. A bit toasty too. Jason kinda liked it, since it didn't feel as suffocating as blankets, but the question still stood: what the fuck was he doing in Kon's arms in the first place? Jason wasn't even sure Kon liked him, the assumption that Kon was just humoring Tim with this whole thing an idea Jason had struggled with over the months since they'd began this dance.
That said, Jason wasn't sure how he felt about Kon either. He hadn't thought much about it because he'd thought the clone boy was just being nice and polite in general, but being nice and polite didn't translate to - well - this.
This being hugs and cuddles and holding Jason as he slept. Or, from what Jason could tell, falling asleep while holding him, because Kon-El was out like a fucking light and he was -
Was staring right at him now, actually.
Jason jumped a bit and moved to get away, but those arms around him held firm. That didn't bother him nearly as much as it normally would have.
"Good morning, Sleeping Beauty," Kon told him groggily, sounding still half asleep himself. "You fainted, straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes."
At that, Jason went as red as his helmet.
"And you didn't let go?"
"Tried," Kon admitted, and Jason's heart sank a bit in a way he didn't quiet get either. "Well - I could have, but you kinda started whimpering and I felt a bit bad and you're cute when you're asleep. Not that you aren't cute when you're awake, you're a very handsome man, just - You did kinda faint on me and I wasn't sure how you'd feel when you woke up about it, but I don't mind the cuddles?"
The last bit was spoken shyly, reluctantly. Jason had to resist the urge to kiss him right then and there.
"Oh," Jason said eloquently. "I... I uh, don't mind,"
Kon grinned at him then and closed his eyes a bit.
"Good, 'cause I kinda wanna cuddle more if that's okay?"
Yeah. Yeah, that was definitely okay, Jason thought to himself, as he settled in a bit further.
Beside them, Tim's eyes opened just a sliver, and he smiled.
All According to keikaku.
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38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.” Send me a Prompt and a Ship?
Kon blinked a bit as he woke up, slowly. Kon wasn't used to feeling 'slow', really. Kon wasn't as fast as, say, a Speedster, but Kryptonians - even half Kryptonians like him - still weren't slouches in that department, really. So, Kon wasn't used to slowing down or feeling sluggish or - or whatever this was, really.
The bigger question, of course, was where he was, because Kon wasn't even sure about that. He blinked blearily, and, despite his confusion, Kon felt... Safe, really. Safe wasn't a feeling Kon was accustomed to - not after being flung through different realities. Safe felt fake, something to make him lower his guard, and yet...
Right now, that was the only way to describe how he was currently feeling, really.
Where was...
"You fainted," a voice said, and it was only then that Kon realized he was lying directly on another person, and his face went beat red. "Straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention, you didn't have to go to such extremes?"
Kon looked up slowly. Bart's amber eyes blinked back at him slowly. If it wasn't for the gentle smile on the Speedster's face, Kon might have tried to scramble off.
"Sunshine," Kon greeted, because Bart Allen was sunshine incarnate, and if anyone disagreed, well - they were wrong, plain and simple.
"Hi," Bart greeted cheerfully, pressing his face to Kon's. Kon couldn't help but smile himself, Bart's mood just a bit infectious. "You know," Bart said, "I normally don't like not being able to move, but - Dunno, around you? I feel like I can sit still and be at peace. No clue why, but - didn't wanna move."
Kon almost scrambled away at that. The only thing that really stopped him was Bart tightening his grip as he spoke.
A quick look around told Kon that, by all logic, they should at least get somewhere else. Somewhere safer. Not a city block they'd been fighting for the lives in earlier, covered in dirt and soot and just a bit of blood, lying a bit away from the carnage in the grass, leaning up against a tree.
"Don't wanna move," Bart repeated, hugging Kon close. So close Kon could hear Bart's heartbeat thundering in his ear without really trying. Not the subconscious beat that was usually there in the back of Kon's head, but in-his-face beating, the rhythmic thump-thump filling his senses. "Wanna stay here, with you, for a bit longer, please?"
Kon pulled back only enough so he could look up at Bart's face, but stayed right where he was.
"Not going anywhere, Imp," Kon assured. "But... Maybe I can get us somewhere a bit more comfortable? Not letting you go, though,"
Because, Kon didn't want to let Bart go either. Maybe it was the fear, maybe it was the comfort they were currently providing each other, but - Kon didn't want to leave Bart's arms anytime soon. They must have made an odd picture, really - Kon had a foot of height on Bart, yet here he was, the little spoon in this little cuddle session of theirs.
"... Okay, but as long as you promise not to let me go," Bart said. Kon nodded, standing up and pulling Bart along with him. Then, they were off, zooming through the skies, neither wanting to let go of the other even for a second.
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No Capes Still Alien Superfam dynamics, my beloved
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Chapters: 1/5 Fandom: DCU, Young Justice (Comics), Superboy (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kon-El & Jim Harper (DCU), Kon-El & Match, Kon-El & Bart Allen Characters: Kon-El, Match (DCU), Jim Harper (DCU), Bart Allen, Knockout (DCU) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Dad!Kon, Kon and Match as brothers bc yes, if you think this means they have two braincells your wrong they now have negative 1 braincells, Tim you're awesome but you weren't during this arc and you're gonna get called on it, lowkey bartkon undertones but not the focus of the fic, Kon Angst, Kon-El | Conner Kent-centric, Kon-El | Conner Kent Feels, Kon-El | Conner Kent Needs a Hug Series: Part 3 of Cloning Blues Summary:
Match landed directly behind him, back to Kon's. Psionic energy practically buzzed around them, their strengths united, adding to one another.
"Huh - you know, the first time I expected you to call on me for back up, I didn't expect it to be against your team. Are they being controlled?"
"No, worse; they're here to collect for Waller," Kon stated bluntly, and couldn't keep the hurt out of his tone if he tried.
Kon didn't have to see Match's face to feel the rage the other clone was feeling. It was practically his own.
"I see," Match said.
"Don't break any of them too badly- they're still my friends."
"Clearly," Match said, "that was never really the case, but all right. We'll do this your way, Kon-El."
OR
The Imperiex War never happens, and the Baby Guardian indecent goes far different because of it
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How do I hint at romance between between two characters? (apart from thee blushing, staring and getting flustered around each other in general)
Here are three great resources with lists of ideas:
What love looks like
What romantic chemistry looks like
How to build up a believable romance
Hope these help! =)
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Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Kingdom Hearts Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Riku & Sora (Kingdom Hearts), Kairi & Riku & Sora (Kingdom Hearts), Sora & Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts), Sora & Vanitas & Ventus (Kingdom Hearts), Sora & Ventus (Kingdom Hearts) Characters: Sora (Kingdom Hearts), Ventus (Kingdom Hearts), Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts), Riku (Kingdom Hearts), Kairi (Kingdom Hearts) Additional Tags: Innocent Sora, except not really, he's a little troll, Riku is the only one who knows, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Kid Sora (Kingdom Hearts), Kid Riku (Kingdom Hearts), Sora's Heart Squad, Vanitas is petty, and addicted to chocolate, Ventus is forgetful, Which is totally canon, The boy legit forgot Union Cross, Ventus why and how, tbh it was probably Brain and his memory erasing cute fluffy animals Series: Part 2 of A Shadow, a Light, and a Sky Verse Summary:
Sora is four years old when he first starts hearing the weird voices in his head. In which Ventus and Vanitas, instead of sleeping, are perfectly awake and causing chaos in the back of Sora's head
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingdom Hearts (Video Games) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sora & Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts), Riku & Sora (Kingdom Hearts) Characters: Sora (Kingdom Hearts), Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts), Riku (Kingdom Hearts), Sora's Mother (Kingdom Hearts) Additional Tags: Sora adopts a Flood, Riku is not jealous, he isnt he just wants attention believe me, vanitas feels Series: Part 1 of A Shadow, a Light, and a Sky Verse Summary:
Of all the things Vanitas had expected to find, this… Had nowhere near made it onto the list of possibilities. Never once had he imagined that this particular scenario was what was going on, but reality has a way of taking you by complete and utter surprise.
"This is dumb," the silver haired kid spoke Vanitas' thoughts quiet elegantly.
Beside him, a brown haired kid frowned at him.
"Just for that, more tea for Mr. Blue n Pink," the child decreed before pouring said tea and handing it over to a Flood.
Yes. You read that right.
Vanitas had tracked his wayward Unversed down only to discover that it was participating in an unholy ritual of massive proportions. His precious little Flood was… Was…
Having a goddamn tea party.
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Have a snippet from a Fairy Tail AU I’m working on: “Wait, you two are dating? How long has this been going on? Do I need to give you a shovel talk?”
Jason scratched the back of his head.
“Er... A bit too late for that?”
Match squinted. “How long has this been going on?”
Kon and Jason exchanged looks. Next to Jason, Tim’s eyes darted back and forth. On the bright side, Match seemed distracted and wasn’t attacking in a frenzy anymore. On the other hand, Wendy, Steph, and Carla were all down for the count and Steph’s leg was bent at an angle Tim did not like.
“... I mean, fuck Jay, how long has it been?”
“You’re asking me? HOW SHOULD I KNOW!”
“You always remember the anniversaries!”
“Well, yeah, remembering a fucking day isn’t hard, but *come on*, its been at least a century,”
Tim blinked. Wait, what?
“I think its closer to two?” Kon tilted his head.
Jason seemed to consider this. “Fuck, I think you’re right.”
Tim gaped a bit. Wha- What???
“You’ve been dating my little brother for the last 200 fucking years and neither of you thought to mention it to me?!” Match yelled, sounded offended.
“It’s on and off,” Kon defended.
“I mean, I think we’ve stayed steady for the last 50 years?” Jason countered.
Kon considered that. “Okay, point, point.”
Match spluttered a bit, looking more offended by the second as Tim’s confusion mounted. “You- you two- I- *Wait,*” Match’s voice became a hiss, turning to glare at Jason, eyes glowing a bit red. Tim couldn’t help but flinch a bit, not wanting to get another taste of whatever in the hell eye magic Match used to blast fucking laser beams. “You mean to fucking tell me you’ve been banging my little brother for the last two centuries and you haven’t made an honest man out of him yet and put a ring on that finger??”
“You expect me and Kon to walk into a church and not combust on entry?” Jason asked, voice incredulous.
Match paused, eyes returning to normal. “Okay,” Kon’s double nodded, “I’ll admit, thats a good point. Either of you on consecrated ground would probably be mess.”
“We’re also legally dead,” Kon added helpfully.
Tim was going to hit them. He wasn’t sure which one, but he was going to smack at least one of them.
Then, Match pouted. It was very bizarre watching a guy who’d just nearly murdered you pouting, but that’s exactly what Match was doing.
“I’m offended neither of you bothered to say anything to me. I mean, okay, maybe at first I’d get it, but you’ve been going steady for 50 years, do I not have any rights?”
“Match, anytime we meet you’re usually trying to torch down a town for funsies,” Kon snapped.
To this, Match shrugged. “I mean, what else am I suppose to do with humans?”
... Alright then, Tim decided. Match, Kon, and Jason might look human, but they were clearly something else entirely. What exactly they were, Tim wasn’t sure, but he didn’t exactly care right now, as long as he got the others away safely.
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Replaceable
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"Glad to have you back, Kon. Young Justice wasn't the same without you," Rob had smiled at him, and Kon had had to resist the urge to point out that it couldn't have been that different, considering all of his friends had fallen for Match's little act.
... Was he really that replaceable? Match hadn't known any of them, and yet... They'd all bought it. Every single one of them. Not one of Kon's 'friends' had seen through the act.
Then again, Kon supposed, he was a clone.
He'd been created to replace someone. Created to be swapped out with Superman.
Was it any wonder, then, that Match had been able to replace him so easily?
Kon-El Week Day 5: Young Justice
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