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unworldlycreature · 2 days
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DnD players be like, "I don't get the point of solo ttrpgs" and then spend an entire afternoon crafting their ideal Loxodon Barbarian grappler complete with a fully fleshed-out backstory and NPC connections, who will never see an actual table because there is no plan in their rpg circle for a new DnD game and this like their 10th character they're adding to a library of unplayed PCs.
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unworldlycreature · 2 days
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"rest in power" is for black people who have lost their lives to antiblack violence. we shouldnt have to keep saying this and you all shouldnt keep ignoring us.
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unworldlycreature · 2 days
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DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!
DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!
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unworldlycreature · 4 days
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Hold the fuck on no way WW3 jokes are trending on Twitter when this is an extremely serious situation that’s threatening to destabilize an entire region. No way everyone’s gleefully looking at this as if it’s the grand show finale they’ve been waiting all along. There is no fucking way
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unworldlycreature · 5 days
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YOU MUST TRY TO LOVE YOURSELF WHEN NOTHING ELSE DOES. THIS WILL BE THE HARDEST PART
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unworldlycreature · 6 days
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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
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unworldlycreature · 6 days
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i’m not a loveless aro but i agree with their beliefs
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unworldlycreature · 9 days
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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.
the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work
the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:
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unworldlycreature · 9 days
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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment
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unworldlycreature · 13 days
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me listening to a musical about the most terrible heartwrenching tragic fucked up shit to ever exist
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unworldlycreature · 20 days
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Here's something i strongly believe in: everyone is both introverted and extroverted to some extent.
i picture it like this: you have two "batteries" of mental energy. You need both of them to have at least some juice in them to thrive.
Battery A drains when you're alone and charges when you're in social situations.
Battery B drains when you're in social situations and charges when you're alone.
What is different per person is how fast those batteries tend to charge and drain.
Introverts tend to have their battery A drain more slowly and charge more quickly, and their battery B drain more slowly and charge more quickly, while extroverts are the other way around.
For me both of them charge very slowly, but my battery B drains faster than battery A.
So for a long time i thought i was an introvert, but trying to live life as an introvert meant my battery A was always running low. Then I tried to live more like an extrovert but that caused my battery B to completely drain regularly. Now I try to find a balance, to focus on one aspect long enough to charge that battery, but not so long the other gets completely drained.
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unworldlycreature · 20 days
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unworldlycreature · 20 days
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[writes about Jesus but it’s actually about being trans] [writes about being trans but it’s actually about Jesus]
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unworldlycreature · 20 days
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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
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unworldlycreature · 20 days
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if your class solidarity doesn’t include people who are on SSI, food stamps, or are unable to work it’s not solidarity
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unworldlycreature · 20 days
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its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll
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unworldlycreature · 20 days
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I think disabled people deserve high income for free forever with no strings attached and I’m not kidding
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