i wish superpowers were real because then you'd get people making posts like "some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/" and know exactly who the OP was talking about
People have been posting so much dungeon meshi on my dash that I just had a dream where I was relentlessly bullied by chilchuck in high school. I don't even know who that is