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the inside of bob taylor's house isn't even unsettling y'all are just rude

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drank too much apple juice before bed and had a nightmare that bob taylor got sent to arkham asylum...

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Honestly just imagine your f/o giving you a plushie of your favorite animal/creature

Pro/com.ship dni

#oh if i speak...

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Caught in a trap

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I guess the Joker won, his thug really did put a smile on my face

#back in the day we called that 'gooning'

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Some doodles I did of Johnson with my free time :B

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I've only been drawing David ouhusygshshh

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he's one of those characters where you go "i'll just play around with him for a second, no big deal" and then the next thing you know he's manifesting physically like a tulpa

someone wanna tell me what the hell possessed me to write a bob taylor one-shot at the 3 in the morning

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anyway. onto better things

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i forgot to post this here

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i got uv resin on sale and now i'm lost in the sauce looking at molds on aliexpress

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What kind of plushie would you like to give Bob as a gift? What type of plushies do you think he likes best?

i don't know exactly why but the first thing that comes to mind when i think of bob is this lamb

as for type i think he's the kind of person who cares more about texture than actual appearance. like, you know those stuffed animals that are made specifically to go in baby cribs? and their stuffing is so soft it's almost liquid? i think he'd like that better than, say, a beanie baby

#i'm trying to make him a quilt! it's not going well!

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Alternate (BETTER!) Prisoners cover

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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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More Jack doll bc I went to the alamo theater here in chicago and they have this really cool tv installation that fits him so well

#his little faaaannngggs 😫

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cannae fucking believe they took out the scene where the creature knocks on lisa's door first before he has to break in. of course he's going to knock first. he might be a reanimated rotting mass of flesh who kills people but he's still a victorian gentleman. he's going to be polite. he's going to be respectful. and of course lisa is going to slam the door in his face because he's a reanimated rotting mass of flesh who kills people but he's at the very least going to try

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It's awesome to see these sweet boys sharing a sensitive giggle