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uraqlowique · 10 months
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White House Cocaine
I'm betting that the cocaine found at the White House was planted there by Republican operatives. They do shit like this all the time. How else do you think they got their hands on Hunter Biden's laptop? Ashley Biden's diary? Fuck those motherfuckers.
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uraqlowique · 11 months
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Donald Trump Better Get Used to the Idea of Jail
He gonna have to watch out for people squatting over him when he wakes up, LOL
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uraqlowique · 1 year
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Disney Should Shutdown Disney World
If I were Disney, I'd fire all 80,000 employees in Florida, shut down and dismantle Disney World, and tell Meatball Ron to go fuck himself.
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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Payton Gendron Should Get the Death Penalty
Unfortunately, I don't think New York has capital punishment. They should though. Because this guy Payton Gendron definitely should be terminated.
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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This is why we need the death penalty
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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Ginni Thomas is a Complete Nutjob, So What does that Make Clarence Thomas, who is Married to Her?
If you are married to a complete nutjob like Ginni Thomas, what does that make you? I mean, a sane person would not marry a whackjob, right? It would make your life a living hell. Yet, here we are, we have a Supreme Court justice married to a completely bonkers looney freakshow nutjob. Do you see how dangerous that is? Clarence Thomas was already well known as the dumbest justice ever. There's a reason why he never asks any questions during hearings. He's too stupid. There's a reason why he's often the "1" in 9-1 rulings. Because he's stupid. And now we know he's married to a buttfucking nut.
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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GOP Nutjobs
Here are the eight well-known Republican nutjobs who voted against the bill suspending trade relations with Russia on Thursday:
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida
Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado
Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky
Rep. Andy Biggs of Arizona
Rep. Dan Bishop of North Carolina
Rep. Glenn Grothman of Wisconsin
Rep. Chip Roy of Texas
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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Shut the fuck up, Ron
If Ron DeSantis and told me to take off my mask, I would have told him to turn around and shut the fuck up. And if he had persisted, I would have put my foot up his fat ass.
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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Once a Commie Dirtbag Scum, ALWAYS a Commie Dirtbag Scum
Putin was a filthy commie and will always be a filthy commie scumbag. And those GOP who praise them? All traitors and should be tarred and feathered.
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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The GOP Loves Russia Because They Both Love to Lie
Both follow the lead of Satan. They love to just lie about everything. What does the Bible tell you about lying?
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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The World Doesn't Need a Shitty Knockoff of Blink-182
His new album sounds like a shitty copycat Blink-182 knockoff, just like Greta Van Fleet is a shitty copycat knockoff of Led Zeppelin. There is a huge fucking difference between being influenced by someone and just trying to imitate them. And that's all Machine Gun Kelly is doing--just doing an imitation of Blink-182.
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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It's Official! Evangeline Lilly Is A Dumbass
What a surprise, another dumbass, buttfucking Hollywood moron.
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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Who Gives a Shit if the Unvaccinated Die?
I don't. Enough is enough. Just let them die. I don't give a shit. If they don't want to get vaccinated, then let them die. And then let them set up their dumbass, boo hoo hoo GoFundMe campaigns for their funerals. Fuck them. I'm sick and tired of these low IQ morons. You can't help the terminally stupid, so fuck them and let them die.
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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Meatloaf: "If I die, I die"
Well, you got your wish, you dumbass fat fuck.
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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What Happened To the Old Days When Racists Were Honest?
Remember when racists were at least honest and admitted they hated black people? Today's racists are so weird in that they always play the victim card saying they are the target of hate. Well, duh. That's like a murderer not understanding why the family of the person he killed hates his guts. Seriously, that's how incredibly buttfucking dumb today's racists are.
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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I Should Be Able to Walk Around with My Dick Hanging Out
Am I right? It's oppression! I want my freedom (or freedumb?). I should be able to walk around with my dick hanging out swinging freely in the wind. You can't tell me what to do! You're not my mother! Government, keep your hands off of my dick! NoPantsMandate!!!
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uraqlowique · 2 years
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Quit Making Excuses for these Dumbass Buttfuckers Who Won't Get Vaccinated and Then End Up Dying
Every time one of these unvaccinated motherfuckers dies from covid, one of their friends/family say, "he was planning to get vaccinated next week." Which is COMPLETE BULLSHIT. They are just making shit up to head off any well-deserved mockery for not getting vaccinated. We all know they were never going to get vaccinated, and now they can't, because their ass is dead.
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