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one of my old works, but still beautiful, so I'm posting

#*sniffle sniffle* baby picklez……. #😖😖😖🤧🤧🤧💕💕💕💕

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Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

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hairy men. large hairy men. big big large hairy men. agree.

#😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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being in the selfship community makes me feel like an old lady commenting on my friends' facebook posts like "Very beautiful couple, perfect match ❤️ XOXO" "Congratulations on the engagement! So excited for the wedding x" "What an adorable baby!!! Looks just like their father 😆 x"

#REALZIESSSS

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i like when men have long hair. it’s.. nice :) *gripping steel in my hands with so much force that it’s visibly starting to warp and bend*

#ULTIMATE JAMIEPOST HELPPPPPP #YUU CAN CONTROL WHITE PEOPLE W CHEESE YUU CAN CONTROL ME W LONG HAIR MAN #AMENNNNNN‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥🙏🙏🙏🗣️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💥🙏

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Selfshippers will really be like "HE'S SO CUTE OMG THE POOKIE BEAR!!!! LOOK AT HIS EYES THEY'RE SO PRETTY I'M CRYINGGGG" and the character will just be standing there like 🧍‍♂️

#*SIGHHHHHHH*

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#REMIND ME TO DRAW MURDERFACE IN THIZ #AWOOOOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🐺🐺🐺‼️‼️💥💥💥

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Someone's probably already drawn something like this before but idgaf

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average planet piss meeting 🌎

#egads! it speaks! #yankee doodle🖍 #suggestive #sorta?HWJWJW 😭😭☠️☠️☠️ #saw this meme n it waz 2 perfect 2 pass up 😋🫶💕 #i am not in2 pee but im still committed to having nastygross gaysex w thiz man 😇😊💕💥‼️💫☀️ #AMEN‼️🗣️🙏 #WJWJWNNWMW

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i was cursed from the first day i fell!

#NO BC THIS IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HEY #THE COLORS….. KIE UR MIND… 🙏🙏🙏🙏💕💕💕💕💕 #AND THE DUAL COLOR LIPSTICK RAHHHHHH #JUMPING UP N DOWN XCHEWING ON THIZ #N HIS CROCS HELPPPPPPP #THA SILLY WNWNWMMW

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it's just so special to me when like a character is a massive loser and yet they get someone who falls head over heels for them. like yeah boy pull some bitches with your weak-ass game and cringefail demeanor

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little bonus

#EVERYTIME NATHAN SMILES AN ANGEL GAINS WINGS AUGHHHHHHH

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I was talking more about my s/i and Charles in their college years with a friend and I'm obsessed with them 😭🙏

I've got more stuff I wanna draw but for now take a little sketch of what I imagine to be their first kiss, a heat of the moment thing after he wins a fencing match, and a little comparison of my take on 20 year old Charles vs. 40 something year old Charles 😂 his youth and whimsy? GONE!!

#THE ICONIC 80S NERDGUY GLASSES THATS WASSUPPPPPP #BARKING THIZ IS SO CUTE RAGHHGHHHHHHH #🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

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👀👀 new guy huh? I bet him and you look sick as hell together!!! - Hyperionshipping

!!!!!! WAAAAAAAA THANKIESSSS!!!!! (^^ me head in handz giggling over this <33333)

#egads! it speaks! #ELIASSSSSS YAYYYY YIPPEEEEE #ILOVE HEARIN FRM YA HENRY YIPPEEEE YAHOOOO #AND THANKIES AGAIN WNWNWN #((fun fact: will is acc my transition goal so hearing that we’d look awesome 2gether meanz twice as much to me!!! #like yayyyyy!!!!!! win for jamienation!!! 😋😋🫶💕)) #WNWNNWNW #annnnnywayz we should Hashtag Catch Up!!!!! #would luvs to hear abt the men rattling around yr head!!!!! 😋😋😋🌈💥💫☀️🦋

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List of White Boys Whose Fury Pleases God

#TOKI

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I made a meme that I'm very proud of

No rahgrets