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Stop trying to be influencers we need good tumblr gifers now more than ever

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" Kristen, we are, I am afraid, star-crossed" *ੈ✩

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i fully support gorgug's petty bitch era

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tip of the iceberg

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I am so excited for Belphegor to join your family, how much longer do we wait?

I know your healing was a similar timeframe so I hope that’s going well

not long at all!

most likely I'm picking him up May 7th, which is exactly 2 weeks from today

#i love cats with wrinkly foreheads #assigned old man at birth

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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

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Ohh I don't remember off the top of my head... "Succulent Rat-Killing Tar" took place on August 15, 2014, same day it was released. 😄 The character bios have DOB for most characters, so ages can be calculated from there.

Do we know how old the characters in Wolf 359 are? Or, different question same result, do we know what year the podcast takes place? Because we do know most birthdays, I think

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⚠️Nemesis Alert⚠️

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doorbell salesman 🚪

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The "the average solesian meets 3 gods in their lifetime" factoid is actually a statistical error. The average solesian meets no gods in their life. Kristen Applebees, who has died so many times that she meets 2 gods per year, is an outlier and should not be counted.

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