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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

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another cool thing is when you devour a book over the course of a handful of hours and it fucks you up and you just have to lie on the couch feeling like your brain went swimming for too long & only just came up from under the water. art is so good

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Support me on PATREON 🐔💤

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i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

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"ur eyebags r so deep" this & "u look so tired" that. nobody appreciates the disheveled swag

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🩸 🩸 I’ll probably do a few small edits to this on pc (it needs more bleed Ough) but basically all done! V happy with how it came out + was fun to work on

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its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean

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How. Do you get the ideas from brain to word doc. What kind of cord do I need

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I’m going through a phase

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i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing

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sorry professional comedians but nothing will ever be as funny as this intersection in my hometown

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i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

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“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years