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“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

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people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

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people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

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don’t you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

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i love characters with an innate ability to just fucking survive

bestie you should be dead but you arent fucking how

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I redrew that one panel from the rwby x dc comic.. HEHEHE

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This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

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I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

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Is there anything better in this life than girls dressed in men’s clothes? 

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i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

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Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

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what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

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you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!