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. ୧ nwjns X msp . . . © !!

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if its not about tinngun i'm NOT INTERESTED ©

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customer: Can I get a number 3 with coke?

liming, at the cash register: sorry we don't sell cocaine.

jim: *pulls liming aside* why would you say that?

liming: oh nevermind, we do sell cocaine

#moonlight chicken #thai bl #earthmix #geminifourth #liming #heartliming #jimwen #incorrect quotes #memes

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pat: I have NEVER been so insulted!!

sound: Well then obviously you don't listen to what we say much

#my school president #thai bl #sound #pat #incorrect quotes #memes

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tinn: Where are your shoes?

gun: The mud puddle demanded a sacrifice

#my school president #tinngun #geminifourth #incorrect quotes #memes #thai bl

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them>>>

#never let me go #thai bl #palmnueng #pondphuwin #phuwintang #ppnaravit #nuengdiao #nueng icons #palm icons #palmnueng matching icons

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alice in borderland as "things to never say to someone who just came out"

banda

tatta

arisu

chishiya

kyuma

karube

niragi

hatter

kuina

#alice in borderland #tatta kodai #ginji kyuma #arisu ryohei #chishiya shuntaro #niragi suguru #kuina hikari #hatter #takeru danma #karube #banda sunato #x reader #smut #memes #incorrect quotes

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Wayo: Please? For me?

Pha: Don’t do that.

Wayo: What?

Pha: You think every time you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want, well, not this time.

Wayo: Please? For me?

Pha: …Okay

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Pha: aww, some child drew a funny-looking dog

Kit: there aren't any children here

Wayo: *clenching his jaw* it's a giraffe

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never get couple tattoos yall-

#I'M CRYING #ICB THEY BROKE UP WTFF #hyuna #dawn #hyundawn #kpop #memez #incorrect quotes

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Porsche makes a joke about Goncharov (1973) and Tankhun overhears and demands that they watch it for the next movie night and refuses to listen to the fact that the movie isn't real. Now Porsche, Arm, Pol, and Pete have 24 hours to provide a fake mafia movie for Tankhun. Luckily they've got one of the top mafia families in Thailand at their disposal to do it

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Ok but the whole Kinnporsche is the modern Thai remake of Goncharov (1973) joke inadvertently causing people to think that Kinnporsche isn't a real show is very funny cause like.... if without context you told me about a mafia movie from the 70s produced by Martin Scorsese staring Robert De Niro with lots of homoerotic subtext and catholic imagery then you told me about a softcore gay porn show from Thailand about the mafia that had a complete theatrical release, originally based on a novel where the guy who inspired one of the main characters not only funded the TV show but also played the character who was based on him and then asked a guy he met once modeling 10 years ago to come back to Thailand and play the other main character and includes scenes like: lead character getting absolutely railed in an infinity pool in front of Deutsche Bank, side character + antagonist having bdsm gay sex in a torture dungeon following the emotional death of the antagonist's pet hedgehog, and pop star/secret mafia prince leaving dead bodies of would be assailants without context like a stray cat for his ex boyfriend that he broke up with but is also trying to win back. And then you told me that one of these is real and the other is a collective joke made by tumblr people, I would lose my mind when you told which was which.

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Pat: Would you turn me in if i killed someone?

Pran: No, but i'll use it against you all the time

Pran: Like, "did you do the laundry or do i have to make a phone call?"

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Akk: when you answer the phone, what do you say?

Wat: what up?

Kan: who this be?

Ayan: no, he’s dead. this is his nephew.

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Things I noticed in the new AiB trailer:

(Very mild manga spoilers ahead, really, almost none)

FIRST OF ALL! KING OF CLUBS IS HERE!! From what I can see, they are keeping the Manga's team, Arisu, Usagi, Kuina, a very burned Niragi and, our icon and legend:

TATTA! TATTA IS HERE! HI BABY, WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE WITCH HUNT ENDED!

Also, I'm pretty sure this is the king of spades?? It’s kinda hard to tell if it really they are adapting the king of spades, but since Akane appears and Aguni comes back, I'm pretty sure they are, because that's literally their character arc.

Speaking of Akane, here she is! It looks like she and Aguni are gonna meet which YAY! Their manga relationship was really fun! But also WHERE THE FUCK IS DOUDOU????

Another game that they are adapting is one of my faves, the Jack of hearts. Like the 4 of clubs in season 1 they are adding a main cast member that did not play this game in the manga, Chishiya! Which is gonna be pretty interesting to watch. It does worry me that they are putting him here, because I think it means that they are not adapting the king of diamonds.

Also! This car game doesn't really exist in the manga! Either they made up a new game or they are all playing the king of spades together. Either way they are giving Ann more screen time which I'm elated abiut because she kinds fades away in the manga once the beach burns up! Also, yet another apparition of Tatta, which may be very interesting for fellow manga readers here.

ALSO HI QUEEN! I'M PRETTY SURE THIS MEANS WE'RE SEEING THE QUEEN OF HEARTS TO SEASON 2 IS PROBABLY THE FINAL SEASON!

ANYWAYS, I AM SO EXCITED Y'ALL!!!!

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Yamazaki Kento as Ryōhei Arisu / Alice Netflix’s ALICE IN BORDERLAND 今際の国のアリス Season 2 Teaser Trailer

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The way Ann mentions Hatter in the trailer further solidifies my belief that 80% of her time in the beach was spent rolling her eyes, sighing deeply and becoming well acquainted with the fire extinguisher.