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I hate being attracted to my best friend cause that shit will only end one way: broken heart.

#FUCKING RELATABLE #it sucks #mostly if they're straight when you're not #and they are more religious than you #but she kinda hot doe #ehehehe #asdfghjjklll #shut up i think i like her #or maybe not #bye

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Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

Nope cause I'm bi

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a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

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what’s up with people nowadays?

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I am deeply obsessed with us right now. 

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Ugh! She’s doing that thing where she stand with her shoulders back.

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I could have watched an entire episode of Holt and Kevin talking on the phone about rice. (via @santiagoswagger)

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