valdemart

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@misery-lake

She's criminally insane and seems like she would stab me without warning, i have to nut in her

#dossie #flez

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Welcome to Valdemart 8D

#it me

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“body horror” not to me. Not if it’s you

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Ass-raw

Now that the Arcana is in my rearview (I'll still visit, this is a threat) I have a question I was far too embarrassed to ask but I'm asking now

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#awwwwww #dossie #flez

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i think its so awesome that ocs exist. u can just make up some girl and put so many problems in her head

#flossies only problem is Dez #she’s fine with all the murder

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Happy Halloween

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He should be a cowboy

Does Reuben have a Halloween costume?

Yes this year he is being a sweetie pie

[valdemart]

@misery-lake

me, flirting: id let you kill me

#dossie #flez

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"I don't excuse the actions of this character--" well I do. I kiss them about it directly on the mouth. I think they should have done worse things. I think that would have been funny.

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He looks like a foreskin in that picture bro

But Ictorn is Chad tm fusion of Hook and Radcliffe

Eehh yeah okay. I can see Ictorn being their love child but I want something more from his design yknow. Radcliffe and Hook are serving cunt whereas Ictorn is... Perhaps doing less. He needs a fruity little hat.

Also I wouldn't wanna get between him and Lady Bane. That's her weird little man y'dig

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Bad as in genocide?! Yeah!!!

#god first frollo now this??? #I can’t keep defending you girl

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#bitch I love you but please say sike

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reblog game put in the tags how you found prev

#bitch you found me #and that triggered my friendship reflex #and now you’re stuck with me

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Ok Autistic bitches, add your four

Between Toji Fushiguro, Valdemar, Pennywise, and now Crocodile I’m wondering if my taste in fictional lovers isn’t a sign or a symptom

Okay let's look. Here's your guys

Here's my guys

...

I think we're autistic dude

#I think I just want someone to kill my dad and tail me ext to his corpse

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Unhinged baby mama drama

I love that Dez is a traumatized idiot mostly cuz I love that my idiot gets to traumatize him more 😊

It's a different *kind* of trauma ydig???

#he gets a kid out of it at least??? #dossie

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i love having ocs i get to play with them like dolls and throw them around and rip them apart with my teeth every day