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we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining “die mad about it”

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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I like these guys

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ik it's fairly obvious what account must be sending this but i'm shy uh i read one of your fics and liked it so much, looking at your url i was like "this person is probably the same generation tumblr as me" and when i clicked the crouton link in your carrd i was like "THIS PERSON IS THE SAME GENERATION TUMBLR AS ME"

BELIEVE IT OR NOT I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHO IS SENDING THIS BUT I SHAKE YOUR HAND MY FELLOW TUMBLR BOOMER. THAT GOLDEN AGE OF LIKE 2012 TUMBLR AND INTERNET WAS ABSOLUTELY UNMATCHED. DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN JOY COULD BE AS SIMPLE AS OBNOXIOUSLY USELESS WEBSITES. PEPPERIDGE FARM REMEMBERS

#anon #anonymous

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elves are portrayed incorrectly in fantasy. if they knew about deforestation they'd straight up jack off to it

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this perfectly encapsulates the online experience

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hey . are you using that boy for anything or can i borrow it

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Something something Banyue arc top moments

(It took me AGES to finish this and I even left many sketchy parts. I’m absolutely not confident in rendering so I was beating myself up for a few weeks over this challenge hahahah)

But here it is!

See you another few weeks later 😆🥲

(Wanna do more completed pieces from now on!)

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POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

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in like the age of kiwifarms i am actually going to have to expect people to do better and be less gullible and more vigilant rather than believing any accusation is in good faith if an appeal to moralism is being used and it is couched in the right language. you cannot afford to continue being this ignorant/callous/stupid/malicious how much benefit of the doubt are you supposed to get for that while simultaneously practicing none to those you clearly treat as inherently wont to malice or simply as socially disposable

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.”I want more than to fight at your side, or sit around the campfire with you.”.

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man i gotta shave again >::(

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