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vampiresdontsleep · 15 days
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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)
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vampiresdontsleep · 17 days
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yknow even as I lose my interest I’m still never gonna get over izzy hands just as a sheer character concept. “what if blackbeard was in the world’s most deranged gay situationship with his first mate” just on its own is so fucking incredible. not to mention all his other issues. but like that alone as an idea is the most banger thing to ever exist and it’s not even the central focus of the fucking show.
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vampiresdontsleep · 28 days
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"Tell him, none of this is his fault. It was already burning. He's just the first spark of the fire…” — ANDOR
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vampiresdontsleep · 28 days
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AND AFTER 256 CONTESTANTS, 24 WEEKS, AND WITH 21,549 VOTES,
WE HAVE A WINNER!
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CONGRATULATIONS, DOCTOR DOOFENSHMIRTZ!
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It is, if it wasn’t obvious, past midnight, but tomorrow I’ll answer any asks waiting and sign off this competition with a personal wrap-up message to all 2 thousand of you beautiful degenerates, and everyone else who’ve been here making this one of the craziest six months of my life. Until then, GGs all around.
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vampiresdontsleep · 28 days
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sooo… this is the general consensus on the Netflix ATLA live action series, right?
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vampiresdontsleep · 28 days
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Apparently it’s #IzzyIsThriving day, so excuse me while I pause my mental health break to throw a tipsy doodle of a crew cuddle pile at you guys
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vampiresdontsleep · 29 days
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"Venom 2 is just a messy gay tentacle porn starring Tom Hardy and Tom Hardy's bass boosted voice."
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vampiresdontsleep · 1 month
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we’re killing it 😎😎😎
an actual convo i had w @vampiresdontsleep
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vampiresdontsleep · 2 months
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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
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vampiresdontsleep · 2 months
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Welcome to the blog of the AO3 Demographics Survey 2024!
We are an independent fandom research project whose goal is to perform a large-scale survey of AO3 users, asking questions about demographics, preferences and behaviours.
The survey is now running 1 Jan - 1 Feb 2024. Take part at https://forms.gle/2kt5J17ipzcAbnFY9
If you are interested in following along with the project, this is the place to do it! We will be making official announcements on our progress here, including any requests for public feedback.
If you have any other questions, please check our FAQ. If that doesn’t answer your question, the askbox is now open.
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vampiresdontsleep · 2 months
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porn isn't evil or misogynistic you just grew up culturally christian and are scared of sex
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vampiresdontsleep · 2 months
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Has anyone done this?
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vampiresdontsleep · 2 months
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song i associate with The Character comes on and i make the most unwell expression known to man
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vampiresdontsleep · 3 months
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One year ago you would have found me tied to some gate, gun in my hand threatening suicide, while now I just read the news of the ofmd cancellation and my only thought was "Oh well", much to think about.......
Season 2 erased my hyperfixation in ways no other piece of media has been capable of doing since bbc sherlock season 4 episode 2 aired
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vampiresdontsleep · 3 months
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vampiresdontsleep · 3 months
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yes & no by natalie wee
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vampiresdontsleep · 3 months
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There is something genuinely so haunting to me that in a show where scars and lasting wounds aren't really a thing (Stede never has marks from being hanged, Ed has no scars from the cannonball to the head, ect) Izzy's scar from his suicide attempt never fades
He has to live with those consequences until his death. It stays with him. He has to look at his reflection and see the consequences for his mistakes and for Ed's. As if the leg isn't enough. He can't even look himself in the eye without seeing that mark
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