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All done with the first book! Now three to go :)

It’s been a while since I read them and watched the movies, but it’s finally time to go back to Forks 🖤🥹🩸

Happy Thursday! 🌙

#THAT IS SO CUTE???? WTH #love this #art #eb #t

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critical media analysis is good and important but i think it’s also good and important to enjoy the stupidest shittiest piece of media ever

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The fact that Edward was the only cullen to not have a bed in his room is so funny like I just know Emmett bullied him nonstop for that

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

#one of my fave new moon moments is this #good cinetography with the zooms kn the hands in such #in general good nm cibematography by chris weitz 👌🏻👌🏻 #this movie and the entirety of the OA series just tickles my brain right wkth the way they're filmed #bella #nm

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN - PART 1 (2011) dir. Bill Condon

#best man #i hate this shot of edbella tho #why are they so tired and disheveled looking #like they just climbed out of a dumpster or something #emmett #bd1

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having an ancient vampire develop a psychosexual obsession for me after repressing any feelings of love for centuries would fix me i think

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POV: You're Bella and you sat next to Edward in biology class

#shodnakd #eb #edward #art #t

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“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this

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Pictures by me. Instagram Etsy @threebooksoneplot

#LMAO THE END #Edward #Bella #art

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Boy, I felt that one

#me @ the twilight and avatar subreddits

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Also sorry for dipping guys (guys = whoever follows me and cares lol)

I think I basically logged off in January/February? Then I randomly came online to queue a bunch of posts and disappear again a while ago, I'm just not feeling it atm. But I'll be back eventually ❤️

#~

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HOLY SH- MICHAEL SHEEN IS WHAT😭😭☠️☠️☠️ I didn't know omg. This is why I don't research info about actors, THIS IS WHY☠️. Googled it now, she's 30 and he's 55, but nonetheless☠️☠️☠️☠️ terrible. Why did I wake up today⚰️

LMFAO I'm sorry for dumping weird info on your cute innocent art post 😭😂

Also I forget people age so yeah she's turned 30 this year and good for her, but I've just googled them again and they've been dating since 2019 so they were 50 and 25 and she was already 5-6 months pregnant when they announced their relationship so... yeah...

Advice of the day: don't google men which you think you like, because afterwards you won't. And people in the comments can be "age is just a number" all they want but I'm 30 r n, my parents are late 50s. Ain't no way that's happening. I'm with the "how does it feel to be dating someone only 5 years older than your daughter" girl on this one, bless her for actually asking him that 💀

#that girl is just 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 #also if anyone is a minor or just genereally uncomfortable with me and my age just politely quietly dip please ❤️ #and OP I will check out your blog when I'm on PC; I dont like mobile 😭 #obvs i still love michael sheen for his craft; love watching him on screen; he's a very entertaining and versatile actor #but DAMN why can't (esp famous) men just be normal #mssg #murk888

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Aro 👉👈

I DIDN'T HAVE MY TWILIGHT STAGE IN TIME, OKAY?!? Now I watch the films while dying from laughter most of the time, their faces I can't-

MICHAEL SHEEN >>>>> 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

#aro #still creeped out that 50+ year old michael sheen is dating some 20 year old that is younger than his daughter #anytime i love a man he goes and does some weird ass pedo shit #i cannot #anyway sorry for the rant the art is amazing!!! #very cute!! #art

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I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me until just now that despite our fandom wondering about why the Cullen kids, who look way too old, and would be way too bored, and way too thirsty, were written to attend high school, and the general Doylist agreement that this was to make the series YA and keep a 17-year-old protagonist, this actually has a perfectly in-canon explanation.

Carlisle works nights. Twipires canonically really enjoy sex. If the kids are all in school, guess who’re always gone when he gets home? 😘

#yes #this is the one explanation i'll accept #ce

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Please reblog for a larger sample size.

#chocking #srsly tho i feel like he starts out like a noob and rightfully so #but you can talk to him #he's nice #i swear #i feel like i need to protect him despite his often questionable bahavior

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Happy Birthday my Queen !!! ❤❤❤

#I TOTALLY FORGOT #queen #Kristen Stewart