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"oh neat, there's an antler at the bottom of the creek!"

"weird how much resistance there is pulling it out, maybe it's caught on a root?"

"OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT"

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nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.

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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

#yes phone no discourse

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.

#sw

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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It's not the first time that has happened

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#voted phone but i like them equally tbh

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we out here standing directly behind horses and making loud noises

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Gotta be honest, I think bidoof's law is extremely stupid

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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

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Black girls from the hood who buy dollar doorknockers, get their long nails done for cheap at the salon down the block, who wear $20 wigs and  who find their party outfits from Rainbows and rock  bright lipsticks from the the beauty supply store. They are culture. They created this “baddie IG” trend years and years ago, back when black girlhood was ugly and scary and ghetto to you. 

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"are you amab or afab" umm i like to go outside with my friends

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anyway i will always remember my freshman year world history teacher who spent a whole day teaching us about the development of hinduism and its cultural impact and the next day came into class and (basically) said “alright so who guessed that everything i said yesterday was bullshit?”

the thing i took away from this was

when learning about a culture You Are Not A Part Of in a class full of liberals, they will accept everything as fact

if something historical sounds simple and widely agreed upon, especially religion, its probably bullshit

you are not smarter than experts. and experts can fucking lie to you anyway.

american non academics have been and will continue to butcher greek mythology and sell it to you like the bible. please. PLEASE. remember those things can be fun but your bullshit detectors should be on.

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songs used to have a bridge and a third chorus

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psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate