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reader: gn! they/them/theirs pronouns used

warnings:cursing, darker magic (all researched), witchcraft, death(literally just a a background character built to be killed off), violence, i hope it isn’t too gorey, mentions of sex, terrible grammar, awful imagery.

mate ritual

Red waxed candles flicker in the back, casting shadows onto the wall, making Lucifer’s face shadowed. “are you sure you want this, MC?” Solomon asks from behind you. You felt nervous, was this what you truly wanted? it had to be. what else would you want, to go to the Human world where there’s no magic, or demons, or any of your favorite people? you relaxed. “Yes,” you started,”this is what i want”

“okay, we’ll start now” He announced. There were sounds of him moving around. Glass clinking, plastic boping, and the sound of dried plants and crystals settling in jars. Just what was he doing? “MC you’re pagan, right?” Solomon asked, pausing from his possible end-of-the-world spell,”Druid, specifically” you corrected.

He handed you a knife, long and shined with oak leafs imprinted on it. The handle was, without a doubt, make of oak wood. You felt the power slightly buzzing around your hand. This brought back memories. you took a deep breath. “So I just…?” you ask out. “exactly.” Solomon comforted.

TW blood cutting gore ig

you placed the cool blade to your palm, your heart rate picking up as the nerves continue to rampage your body. The cold blade against your hot skin scared you. ‘do it now, remember it later’ you thought to yourself, it was a bit of a motto, if you will. Your grip tightened around the handle and you pressed the knife to your hand with a little bit of force and you slid it across your markings. It hurt. not terribly, not wince worthy, but you bit the inside of your lip to help calm you down. The scarlet liquid pooled in your palm. Gathering in drops like gems in a cluster. Falling like your standards cause you simp for Lucifer. A drop of your blood fell onto the floor. You dropped the blade, letting it fall with a ‘clank’ onto the hardwood flooring of Lucifer’s room. you watch as your single drop of blood started to glow a blue color. A circle enclosed you and the eldest demon brother. “I assume you both know what to do now. I’ll be taking my things with me to Purgatory Hall. Have fun kiddos!!” Solomon gleamed at you two, quickly running around his makeshift alter to take his most important things in his arms and running to leave the room. Lucifer sighed at the sorcerer’s immature actions, pressing fingers to the side of his head to help with his oncoming migraine. “I’d be lying if i said i knew what happened next” you said to lucifer, looking up at him with innocent eyes. the stinging in your palm was literally the last of your worries. Lucifer softly smiled down at you, you being his stars and sky and air, even if you were a chaotic little shit, he loved you. “if you’d trust me for tonight, I’d be happy to show you” he said to you. the blue light and candles going out in comparison to the fire in his eyes. “I’ll show you all night long…”

life together

there were nights he completely dismissed his work just to dance and drink old wine with you. His hands around your waist, the emotion poured into the classic music, your laughter at your own terrible joke making it all the more worth it. He craved days where you, him, and cerberus would sleep all day, soft touches, warmth coming off of each other, the relief of not having to work or take card of his brothers calming him immediately. But we all crave things. His days were filled with stress, and work, and a strong lack of sleep. Small pleasures proved to be cathartic for him, such as playing your favorite record on the phonograph, you both drinking coffee, and working. Just the knowing that you’re in the same room as him took all the stress away. He wouldn’t trade this for anything, except, of course, all of Diavolo’s wishes to come true, so maybe, he could relax for a few hundred years?

hopes for the future

he wants nothing more than to have you stay with him in the Devildom for the rest of time. If kids or marriage is in your future, that’s up to both of you. But for sure, he wants to get more dogs with you. He also wants to make a cursed record with you. something small that’ll last forever and kill hundreds- how romantic.

a/n: HELLO THIS LITERALLY TOOK ME FOREVER TO WRITE BUT I BLAME TV NOT MY POOR FOCUSING SKILLS.

requests. open

matchups. open

love letters. open

#obey me x reader #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me lucifer #obey me #obey me shall we date #coley writes <3 #lucifer x reader #lucifer #lucifer x you #simp

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requests. 0

love letters. 0

matchups. 0

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fandoms.

Obey me! (Shall we date)

more on the way

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Works in progress…

Giving the brothers gifts

Paradise (ANGST) tw!su!c!de attempt

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With love,

Coley

#obey me x reader #coley writes <3 #obey me shall we date #obey me x you #obey me x y/n

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reader: gn! they/them/theirs pronouns used.

warnings:cursing, darker magic (all researched), witchcraft, death(literally just a a background character built to be killed off), violence, i hope it isn’t too gorey, mentions of sex, terrible grammar, awful imagery.

playlist :

#obey me x reader #coley writes <3 #obey me lucifer #obey me lucifer x reader #lucifer #lucifer x reader #obey me headcanons #obey me playlist #Spotify

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#obey me x reader #coley writes <3 #obey me texts #obey me mammon #mammon x you #mammon avatar of greed

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stay tuned for part two cause i got too lazy to write fluff

#obey me belphie #obey me x reader #obey me belphegor #coley writes <3 #obey me texts #belphie x mc #shall we date belphie

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ok so contrary to popular belief, Asmo’s favorite color is black. It goes with everything, it’s flexible(it can be elegant, sad, or even sassy),and it’s soooo Devildom.

you 10000% convinced him to switch over to sustainable…everything. facial products, clothing, tooth brush, straws, things like that.

“asmo please? what’s more beautiful than being eco friendly? pleaseee? won’t you at least try it with me?” you begged. Asmo sighed in defeat, “I see your point Mc, but that’s a lot of change” he explained. He was close to breaking, you knew it, you felt it in his voice. “just try it with me? just the two of us” you tried.

you two share a bathroom, this is expected. Having a communal bathroom? gross i’d demand my own bathroom too! But with this means you share quite a bit. Like toothpaste tablets. you had him switch makeup brands and I know you’re thinking “ughh hippie” well yes and no. but Asmo sees the beauty of it.

He is a fashion QUEEN! he above everyone else, he understands fashion and personal styles are fluid. this is canon btw. You like jeans and hoodies? he’ll find a way to have you go to a ball looking absolutely stunning but you’d still be comfortable.

he understands gender and sexual orientation like nobody else. He’s the avatar of lust. prove me wrong.

with that being said; his second language is literally consent. many forms of consent. hugs? consent. buy you a drink? consent.

I just found out that he canonically has a closet at RAD (detective event) and i want you to know, you have full access to it. there’s both ‘feminine’ and ‘masculine’ clothing and is sorted by glittery to non-glittery.

he’s slick. like,,,so slick. he manages to trick his brothers into doing his chores for him. Levi does his cooking and Satan cleans for him.

if you aren’t scared of Asmo…start being scared.

he’s just sooo accepting- specifically to you. stretch marks? beautiful! scars? beautiful! any insecurities? beautiful!! he is the ruler of self love narcissism

at least once a week you, asmo, satan, and mammon have a study session bc you’re all too busy goofing off to do your schoolwork. Asmo’s notes? perfection. such pretty handwriting and gets all the important things down as well as important intricate details.

his life is a hype music video. has a playlist for life. has a playlist for when he’s sad. he’s main character material.

but even main characters have bad days. his are late at night when he wants to forget he’s up on a pedestal that’s bedazzled. So he goes out and gets shitfaced. has his own little crew at the club. he’s slept with all of them. they hype him up. they comfort him, they push him when he needs it. but they’re all hollow. he doesn’t feel like he connects with them like he does with you.

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hello! just thought i’d drop some asmo headcanons for y’a. requests are open and you are amazing! facts.

#obey me x reader #coley writes <3 #obey me asmodeus #asmo x reader #asmo x mc #asmo x you #asmo headcanons #obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd asmo

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i like to think MC and Belphie have a drop dead romantic relationship

#belphie x reader #obey me x reader #obey me belphie #belphie x MC #mc #coley writes <3 #obey me texts

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MC defending Beel

A/N: of course i can! I hope you like it:)

MC defending Beel

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Keeping track of time in the Devildom was hard. There was no sun, clouds, moon, or wind. With no weather or anything really, you had no way to figure time out- other than your D.D.D and clocks of course. But it was time for breakfast, you felt it in your bones. Maybe it’s cause you’ve been here almost two years, maybe it’s  Maybelline, but today was your day for breakfast. And you had ideas. Something in the air today just screamed “extra”, “go the extra mile today!”, or it might have been actual screams. Who knows? Anyway, you were in the kitchen, bright and early to make these custom plates for each of the brothers. After all, they’ve given you two whole years of fun adventures, and great memories. They’ve made you feel more happy than you have ever been. So why not just do something small for them? You were on your phone, it was plugged in and you were looking online for some human-world breakfast foods. Obviously, you would do a Japanese breakfast for Levi, an Instagram influencer breakfast for Asmo- I mean, Devilgram influencer, a large breakfast burrito for Beel, maybe a bowl of oatmeal for Belphie, low effort, just like him god damn gremlin-

and so on. there’s each have their own dish. and before you knew it, Mammon came down to the kitchen yelling out “dammit! why do I have to wake up and make food for everyone?! Wait- my cooking’s so great I’ll be able to open a store and make a whole hell of a lot of Grimm!” he kinda mumbled kinda yelled out to himself. It was obvious he had been up late and was oh so very tired. “mc? it’s like you read my mind! there ya’ go, think in’ like the great Mammon!” he chirped, finally noticing you there, in your pajamas with an apron on making 7 dishes with their own color pallets and such. He sat and stared at the dishes in silence. “you…made breakfast? it isn’t your day for breakfast though?” he slowly spoke. “I….I wanted to do something nice for you all. So I made everyone breakfast, but each dish is based off of personality and food preferences. Now go back to your room until I get you, you’re embarrassing me!” you yelled out, red covering your face. You didn’t like doing nice things for people, too much energy and this…this was so off your edgy aesthetic. like, super off. And for Mammon to walk in and see you in a frilly cat apron? bye bye life.

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“breakfast was amazing, (y/n), thank you for this.” Satan praised quietly. “just thought i’d show you how it’s done” you joke, throwing him a playful wink. a smile crept to your face as you realized this sounds like something out of a slice of life anime. Which is something Levi would never ever watch with you. Speaking of Levi, he had a bit of a fanboy moment where he squealed and turned red. He was also so enamored with his game he completely forgot about his customized breakfast. He kept mumbling to himself, something about you being not such a “normie” after all. idk tho wasn’t paying attention too much. You expected this, Levi would forget about breakfast and play his game, and then complain when Beel ate his. just like every morning. You felt your heart drop into a bottomless pit. In your hard work you had forgotten the most important thing; the fact that everyone needs to eat. including you but that’s not for now. Beel ate Levi’s breakfast the second he started getting into his game. The one thing you didn’t prepare for. “do you ever think before you act? are you all stomach and no brain? I want my food back. now” Levi seethed at Beel. “I can throw it up, but I’m not sure you’d want to eat vomit..” Beel admitted, looking at the ground trying to avoid Levi and the scary aura around him. “I don’t care! Give it!” Levi yelled back, making you flinch at the sudden loud voice. Admittedly, you thought it was absolutely positively 10000% adorable how Beel was always hungry. it was just so 🥺🥺🥺🥺 to you. Everyone else was more focused on their own breakfast, except Belphie, who was still in bed, of course. You should say something. After all, you could always make Levi breakfast another day. Or right now, if he really wanted to throw a fit. “A-actually, Levi? it’s totally fine. it’s actually on me, I completely forgot to prepare for this. I’ll make you breakfast tomorrow. I think it’s kinda cute how Beel’s always hungry. Now let’s go, it’s your turn to walk me to RAD and I have to take some quick notes at the library cause I slept through last class” you said quickly as not not let any of the brothers process what you said.

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this took like three months 😬😬😬 i deeply apologize for taking so long.

#obey me x reader #coley writes <3 #obey me beel x mc #beelzebub x mc #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan

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So I’m thinking about writing a tate langdon x reader, but I think it’s crossing a line. I haven’t found a fic like it yet.

#tate langdon #ahs #murder house #tate langdon x you #tate langdon x reader

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hello my gorgeous babes!! i give you an aesthetic wallpaper ft. Lucifer! there will be more I figured I could so these in between writings.

<3

#coley speaks <3 #obey me lucifer #obey me x reader #obey me lucifer x reader

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MC defending Mammon

AN: its late and I’m hyperfixating on Obey me! 

Reader: gn, kind of a Mammon x reader kind of thing. 

Summary: read it, fools

Warnings; cursing, Lucifer simps,,,don’t hate me it’s for the fic

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You hated this. Considering how we were all staying in such a large house, yelling always followed you. At home (in the human world), here (in the Devildom), in public. Everywhere. There was never a moment of peace and silence for you. You were all just having your weekly movie night but a certain two couldn’t keep quiet and ended up in an argument and lucifer took over for piece A. It quickly turned into a lecturing for Mammon and some of the things Lucifer was saying made even you hurt. 

“All you ever think about is yourself, instead of using all that time and energy on yourself use it on your school. You know what’s going on in the gambling community, but not at RAD? How pathetic. You’re such a waste of space, you know?” Lucifer ranted to Mammon. Should you say something? You stare down at the marble flooring. How would you feel if your oldest sibling truly meant these things? 

You bit your lip as you thought on it. They were stuck with each other until the end of time, they shouldn’t have such a hierarchy relationship. 

“Give me your credit card, now. You’ve lost money privileges. Only decent demons get money.” he seethed. You noticed Asmo and Satan whispering out of the corner of your eye, Typical. You sighed deeply whilst rolling your eyes. You had enough of all the yelling and screaming and Mammon constantly. He had enough going on as it is- they all do, but at this current moment in time they weren’t making it better for him. 

“Oh my fucking- Do you ever shut up, Lucifer?” You groaned out. 

He turned to look at you, “Excuse me? I must have a hearing problem because I thought I heard you say something to me. And I know you- a mere human wouldn’t speak to me in that way.” He seethed. 

“You’re overreacting, like always. Levi and Mammon were just fighting over who was in who’s spot, and you’re taking away his card. For what? To make you feel better? like you’re in control? Quit acting like you’re so high and mighty and shove your ego up your ass!” You yelled at him. 

You heard Satan snicker behind you. Lucifer.exe has stopped working. That’s a bit much for him. Now that movie night was paused or so it seemed, you walked over to Mammon and took his hand dragging him to your room. 

Once in your room, you closed and locked the door. “We’re having our own movie night. That okay?” You asked, looking up at him, awaiting his answer. He nodded “o-of course! It’s only natural you’d want to have a movie night with just me..” he said while averting his eyes from yours. “hey, that...that’s never happened before so, you get to pick the movie.” He mumbled out turning red. 

“hope you’re ready for a Barbie Marathon” You teased. 

“I take it back-”,”nope, too late!” 

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AN; Sorry this was so short but I knew I had to start this blog eventually lmao.  

#obey me x reader #mammon x you #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me lucifer #coley writes <3