vbartilucci
vbartilucci
I See Posts Before My Eyes
Either not enough people are reading what I think, or that the ones who are are not doing it in enough ways. This should help in both cases.
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vbartilucci · an hour ago
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I’ll see that and raise you...
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Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
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vbartilucci · an hour ago
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This is the plot of Crack in the World.
fuck all romance except for whatever the winkler county sinkholes got going on 
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vbartilucci · 2 hours ago
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I had no idea Christopher lee ever portrayed Alan Moore.
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vbartilucci · 2 hours ago
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There is no Italian household who didn’t have a bottle of this stuff.
Usually unopened.
They made one so big it came in a swinging metal basket dispenser.
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SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, July 26, 1971
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vbartilucci · 2 hours ago
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That is such a Long Island house.
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Billy in 1960’s playing concert outside home
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vbartilucci · 2 hours ago
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Money well spent.
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vbartilucci · 5 hours ago
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Reblogging more for their fascinating markings than their stealth.
Synchronized sneak attack
(via)
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vbartilucci · 5 hours ago
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My wife worked at a bank.
Guy came in, demanding all the money be put in a bag.
Without blinking, she said “I’m sorry, sir, we’re not allowed to put money in bags or envelopes of any kind”.
Guy leaves.
Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .
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vbartilucci · 5 hours ago
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Was there a bowl of petunias found anyplace nearby, by any chance?
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vbartilucci · 6 hours ago
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The sad part is he’s probably a Qanon follower.
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Trashy but also positive
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vbartilucci · 6 hours ago
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I was today years old when I learned that is wasn’t actually Jackie Mason doing The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark
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It was John Byner in both roles.
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vbartilucci · 6 hours ago
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And that’s terrible.
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Lex Luthor Has Forty Cakes
Super Dictionary Cosplay
DragonCon 2019
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vbartilucci · 7 hours ago
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Well, they can’t all be White Christmas.
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vbartilucci · 11 hours ago
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I love it.
It's HUGE.
How is the stamp held on? A magnet, maybe?
I am gonna be so broke. Again.
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vbartilucci · 11 hours ago
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vbartilucci · 12 hours ago
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Single hardest physical action - 
Placing a scoop of ice cream on one of these things with enough force that it doesn’t fall off, but not so hard that it crumbles in your hand like your dreams.
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vbartilucci · 12 hours ago
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ok so i would die for marluru
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vbartilucci · 12 hours ago
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“He’s actually a singer“, apparently.
Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.
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vbartilucci · 14 hours ago
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Three.
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vbartilucci · a day ago
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At first I was horrified.
Then I saw that you are not, in fact, experimenting on Grogu, but just removing things from his general location.
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Then I realized that one of the things you were removing was a thermal detonator.
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And I was horrified again.  
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