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now that mister impossible is officially out we can finally talk about the fact that “he liked how he looked on her arm” is THE horniest line ever put to paper
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish
Characters: Adam Parrish, Ronan Lynch
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe- No Supernatural, Established Relationship, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Dom/sub, Caretaking
Series: Part 11 of what useless tools ourselves
Summary:
Going to his law firm’s fancy parties alone is bad enough. Adam can’t imagine what will happen when Ronan invites himself along.
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this is how it happened right
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you know what fuck this, fuck you *unwuthers your heights*
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I-
Jude isn’t Balekin’s murderer; she is the fulfilment of his curse.
okay, so hear me out. i’ve been seeing a lot of people stressed that Jude betrayed Cardan’s one request to not murder Balekin, and i have come to testify on her behalf.
i don’t know if anyone has said this already, but i’ve been rereading TFOTA- as one does when the stress of life compels them- and something clicked this time through that didn’t click with me before.
I. The Crown’s Curse
in chapter 17 of The Cruel Prince, Jude asks Dulcamara in a lecture what would happen if someone tried to steal the crown instead of having it placed upon their head by another in Mab’s bloodline. this is Dulcamara'a response:
“The crown is cursed so that a murder of its wearer causes the death of the person responsible.” (p. 175, TCP)
Jude basically is just like “huh. interesting.” and goes on with her day. but three chapters later, in chapter 20 (otherwise known as the Death chapter), Eldred takes the crown off his head.
Keep reading
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Would you consider the baba yaga a "problematic fave"?
BABA YAGA HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG
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my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic
Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think it’s one of the best things about us.
So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the world’s collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we aren’t going to use it.
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Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are
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country roads, take me home
to the place i belong
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“You’ve been brave so long…You just gotta go on being brave.”
- Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind
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ah yes my favourite trope
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indie band name generator:
your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers
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