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TEENAGE / SAVIORS
'teenage bounty hunters'
blair & sterling wesley, supernatural au-based
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“… i accidentally set a bible on fire once.”
#└ — potential for a lifetime ( opens. )#└ — filed under ( interaction / blair wesley. )#i'm......still redoing icons but like??? hi love my dumbass teenage daughter
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fresh starter call while i work on icons??
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“. . .”
“. . . fuck, i want tacos-- or nachos.”
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Murderville Starters !
Taken from season one of the 2022 Netflix series, Murderville! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! There may be some light spoilers!
“I just made that rhyme up. No big deal, I do all sorts of cool stuff.”
“I never like to assume how close I can get.”
“Did I just turn seven years old? Because you just hired a goddamn clown!”
“Well, listen, none of that matters now. No one cares.”
“I can get these lips as dirty as you want them to be.”
“I’m reviewing the facts of what I’ve been told so far.”
“The body is right there. And you’re being a clown. Take it easy.”
“Then they went into that black void known as death. Where there is no return. They’re gone. Probably forever.”
“And then he said, “I can’t talk right now, (Name). I’m with my wife and kids. And you know we have boundaries.” Now I have no choice but to go over to his house and make a scene in front of his entire family.”
“A young woman was murdered against her will today!”
“They beat me. They beat me for 40 minutes then went out to get ice cream. They came back and continued to beat me.”
“Let’s get the hell out of- Wow. Look at all these snacks. Let’s grab some stuff, come on.”
“Well, death comes for us all.”
“That’s what this is. Holding the dead close and whispering, “I will avenge you.””
“They always make that face. That’s just their face.”
“I look like a guy that’s been given three days to live, and this is day five.”
“She was a mean old woman, write that down. Everybody hated her.”
“Well, guess what? Doomsday was here. And it’s me and (Name).”
“Wait a minute. You can’t- You can’t just start your own country.”
“You can’t sue someone and claim that it’s your property just because I built it on your property!”
“Hey, look, I don’t trust people who don’t do shots. Want one?”
“I will tell you, I did something that I normally don’t do: put all my eggs in one basket and I got that motherfucker.”
“I can’t show my face there. People expected big things of me, (Name). What am I going to tell them?”
“I want you to end up unhappy and alone, just like me.”
“We need to be sure, and that is why I need you to take a psychopath test.”
“What is the thing that feels you with the most shame that you can barely look at yourself in the mirror?”
“In what sense are you lovers?”
“It was good to see all the vaguely familiar faces of people I’d forgotten ever existed.”
“Because weekends are kinda like short summers.”
“My dreams of playing professional football in Canada were over before they began.”
“It was hilarious and also really sad.”
“We were gonna tell you we just wanted to see if this was real first.”
“That’s right. He got disposable income, and he’s spending it on you.”
“This is what you’re dealing with. Good luck, and I apologize in advance.”
“I wish I could say that I had the same confidence that I wouldn’t betray you. To be honest, I’m very erratic.”
“I think you just stand there and do whatever it is you do.”
“It’s making me sleepy, and I feel like I’m going to cry.”
“I’m really sorry, (Name). You trusted me and now you’re going to die because of it. And I can’t help but feel that I’m a little bit responsible for that.”
“What kind of kindergarten teacher would need that? The murdering kind.”
“So what we’ll do is we’ll tell each other our most embarrassing secrets. And then there’s no way that we will become physically attracted to each other and ultimately fall in love which neither of us wants.”
“This bag is stickier than my last divorce.”
“There’s something so cool about being able to turn a little dial and turning this guy’s brain into applesauce.”
“Now I realize the best way to honor your memory is to finally let you go. Goodbye, (Name).”
“Preparation is for losers. Dumb luck is where it’s at.”
“Why were you just hugging (Name)? Did you plant drugs on him?”
“What does all-nude sundaes mean?”
“If you become friends with them, I will burn down your house.”
“I felt like you were so close to saying that you were going balls deep.”
“I’ve extorted, I’ve murdered. One time, I terrorized an entire community into just abandoning their homes. They just fled in the night!”
“I don’t know what happened, but time got away from me, and I did not do it.”
“Oh. That would be great. That sounds very healthy. I appreciate it.”
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Cobra Kai Starters !
Taken from all three seasons of the Netflix series, Cobra Kai! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! Most of these are from the latest season so be weary of spoilers!
“We’re all gonna die, kid! We’re all gonna die!”
“But I respect the safety in numbers aspect of joining a gang.”
“This is a man that faked his own death. Twice, apparently. That is the sort of guy we’re dealing with.”
“I kind of dig the abandoned playground vibes. It looks like an awesome place to… fight off a zombie apocalypse.”
“Never say no to free marshmallows.”
“My mom’s therapist always said, ‘you should always go with your heart.’”
“There’s nothing more romantic than free hot dogs and chicken nugs.”
“So your boyfriend turned out to be a jerk. And your boyfriend turned out to be the son of your mortal enemy.”
“I thought karate died in the eighties.”
“Actually, it was more of a no cops situation. You do realize that neither of you are cops, right?”
“I got into a fight with the paper towel dispenser.”
“Everybody’s got a sob story. It doesn’t give you the right to be a bully.”
“I’m a sex-positive feminist! Our bodies are our expression.”
“Defense takes on different forms.”
“Put good out into the world and good will come back to you.”
“Look, she put a smiley face! It’s even got little red cheeks!”
“They give you bionic legs or some shit?”
“I am 101% in love.”
“I’ve ruined every meaningfully relationship I’ve ever had. Starting with you, actually.”
“I do remember punching you in the face, though. That was fun!”
“We’ve been here five minutes and i already see ten people I hate.”
“Did that make sense or was it the wine talking?”
“One good things to come out of our time apart, I got to fall in love with you… Twice in one lifetime.”
“I know you refuse to answer my calls and I refuse to text or email.”
“Oh, yeah? Wanna step into the parking lot and see whose leg can go higher?”
“It’s too late, (name). There are no do overs.”
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“-- like, i don’t wanna keep catching you with your drawers down, but here we are.”
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fresh starter call while i work on icons??
#└ — get my shit back together ( ooc. )#im doing laundry and fighting my immune system but--#👉👈 offers out a chaos duo
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#└ — filed under ( visage / blair wesley. )#└ — filed under ( visage / sterling wesley. )#BL A I R YOU ARE A M ENA CE
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fresh starter call while i work on icons??
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consider: every time blair talks to constantine, she gets all starry-eyed about talking to someone from ‘mucous membrane’, just like she got with talking to terrance coin.
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I Want You Back Starters !
Taken from the 2022 Prime Video movie, I Want You Back! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit!
“Okay, what is this? Like, are you trying to be the cutest, sweetest, nicest partner in the world? Because you’re really winning.”
“Twenty-nine is the new sixteen.”
“Well, that was a really specific and hurtful thing to say. Not with me?”
“You’re very complacent, and that makes me complacent, and I wanted a big life.”
“I just don’t want you to break up with me. I love you.”
“You’re an adult… In a workplace. Get it together.”
“Pie isn’t actually that great. It’s very- There’s very limited options when it comes to pie.”
“Dying alone is not that bad. Like, why do you want someone to watch you die? That’s, like, actually embarrassing.”
“I don’t know. I feel like (Name)’s going through something right now, but any minutes, they’re gonna realize they made a terrible mistake, and then they’re gonna take me back.”
“What about this? It’s a good plan. Hear me out.”
“How about, whenever we’re feeling like we really have to call them, and we just can’t take it anymore, instead of calling our exes, let’s call each other.”
“Movies, like, twenty-five years old. I didn’t think that I could spoil it.”
“When you were little you used the word ‘lover’ in your thoughts?”
“I bet he’s a cool hang.”
“(Name) has a kid who’s old enough to have his own kid.”
“I mean, people like to be my friend, I’m extremely affable.”
“So really this is just like a meaningless rebound kind of a thing.”
“Oh, the education system in this country is a hot mess.”
“They seemed really into each other but in that kind of way like, “These people might also murder each other.”
“But, just to be clear, I am a safe person. Normally you shouldn’t get into a car with any, like, random adult especially if they tell you they’re safe.”
“Well, my dad’s dead, so he doesn’t really have much sex with anyone nowadays.”
“We’re all just pretending to know what we’re doing, and we’re hoping that we don’t screw it up too badly, and then we’re feeling really shitty about ourselves when we do.”
“Oh, uh, not really. I just wasn’t expecting it so it’s a big adjustment, I guess.”
“And this dress is definitely going to make (Name) realize that he wants to take me out after for some drinks and some smooches.”
“I was going for charming, but I’ll take unusual.”
“That is so sweet and so weird.”
“Yeah? I mean, I do believe you said I’m the kind of person you can fall in love with slowly after several years.”
“Anyone can be a one-night bae. But the slow burn who gets under your skin, that’s way more rare. That’s your airplane safety mask person.”
“Is this one of those moments of being a grown-up where you realize you don’t know what you’re doing with your life?”
“I was going to say it was a very powerful interpretation.”
“I find you both to be… Incredibly attractive. And, um, I’m wondering, uh, how you would feel about me sometime, maybe, joining you in your bed.”
“It wouldn’t have worked out anyway, you know? We, uh- We had different love languages.”
“If I’m being perfectly honest, I can smell the moon right now which I didn’t know was a thing.”
“Yeah, well, they were in high school, so that was probably for the best.”
“I had roommates in college. I didn’t purpose to those dudes, you know what I mean?”
“Well, actually, I wanted to tell you because you’re the person I’ve been telling things to for the last six years, and I just miss it, you know? I miss it so much my body hurts, (Name).”
“Well, books are for dorks.”
“You know, it made me feel you that you believe in me. I just wanted you to know that I believe in you, too.”
“So, uh, what kind of sex stuff is (Name) into for when I have sex with them this weekend?”
“I don’t know what ‘platonic’ means, but you’re my partner now.”
“Like I said, I’ve had a lot of threesomes.”
“What am I doing? This is a crime. What have I become? This is a very nice house.”
“(Name), I think it’s time. I think it’s time for us all to have sex together.”
“No, no, but you mentioned that they’re like the human equivalent of toast.”
“You ever feel like your getting left behind?”
“Yeah, constantly. That’s, like, one of my main feelings.”
“Sometimes seeing someone you loved embrace new love can be healing.”
“I don’t know if that’s the most annoying thing I’ve ever heard or if it makes total sense. Maybe a bit of both.”
“You’re my slow burn.”
“Oh. So you’re insane. Great.”
“And maybe I’m your slow burn, but your not mine.”
“You know, even though we’re really mad at each other right now, I don’t regret spending all those years together. Not even a little.”
“We built a home together. All of our grandparents and two sickly cats died while we were together, and I think we really loved each other a lot. That makes me feel really lucky.”
“I am so sorry for everything. I need you to know I was in a really bad place, and I’m saying that’s an excuse. It’s not, but… I’m sorry. Uh… and that’s all.”
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i need to do icons, but uhhh— starter call? i guess? probs starting out with one-liners??
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i feel like,,,,even though, yes, i have both girls on here– i only ever really have muse for blair the most???
yeah, i’ll use sterling probably upon request and with any current threads going, but like– blair is my main girl. cool? cool.
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“. . . i accidentally set a bible on fire once.”
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Reading Iconic Court Scripts Starters !
Taken from Tiktok user Rebmasel’s series, Reading Iconic Court Scripts! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit!
“(Name), ask for house arrest!”
“Honestly, I love jury duty. I love watching other people’s drama go down.”
“Okay, this sucks. I want it out of my brain.”
“He really needs to get kicked in the fucking shun.”
“We’re flailing, but we’re not failing.”
“Well, my name wasn’t in the obits this morning, so that means I have to carry on.”
“This wouldn’t be so bad if we were allowed to drink in here. Could you imagine watching this drunk? It’d be kinda funny.”
“I’m a masochist, and of course (Name) is a sadist, but at least it’s not sexual.”
“What I’m pissed off about is I didn’t even take drugs that night. Yeah, they were in my system but not from that night.”
“I escaped Utah.”
“I need a phone, clothes, a metro card, and ten dollars for some ketamine.”
“If this was Battleship, (Name) just had their case torpedoed.”
“You can come down here and hold me in your arms.”
“Yeah, I got charged with a felony something. I plead out to a whatever.”
“Wait. Wait a minute. The getaway vehicle was a lawnmower with a trailer behind it?”
“I’d like to skip you permanently, but I don’t have that option.”
“Do I want to look at it? No. Am I willing to look at it as a citizen? Yes.”
“Yes. Well, even a blind squirrel can find a nut every now and again.”
“When you use your friend’s urine to pass a drug screen, drug test your friend first.”
“So, you’re saying I should let you off the hook because you had a bad headache and were driving into the sun?”
“Just to clarify, is my client banned from every Walmart or just this particular Walmart?”
“I didn’t want him to die in my house and have his spirit trapped inside to haunt me forever.”
“I’m not sure you’ll ever get your shit together, but here’s where we’re at…”
“It’s not that I want to be selfish. It’s that I need to be selfish.”
“Nothing good comes out of a Waffle House at three AM.”
“We need to consult with a cartel member. They’re global experts.”
“You can’t expect me to remember how many times I’ve been arrested. People do things.”
“I make a decent living selling drugs. I don’t need to steal a Mountain Dew.”
“Please tell me that you didn’t make Christmas cookies with your seven-year-old to give to your ex that said ‘slut’ in frosting.”
“Thirty-nine years. But when she shot me in the head, it was kinda the end of it.”
“That judge wasn’t vibing with me, so he gave me three years probation.”
“We can’t fix stupid, but we can give it a court date.”
“I have absolutely no case law to back up my position. I find myself in the predicament of the blind mind in the nudist colony — I’ll just have to feel my way along.”
“My temper is fine. In fact, I am just starting to warm up.”
“They’re so ugly it looks like they’re hurting all the time.”
“Well I remember, but I don’t recollect.”
“What is the sex room? (Name) wanted to know about the sex room.”
“No. Somebody put a gun to my neck once, but I don’t think he threatened to use it.”
“You don’t know what it was, and you don’t know what it looked like, but can you describe it?”
“He can’t be the worst and balding. Like, pick a struggle.”
“I have a feeling that I’m going to be locked up, but I don’t care, I need the break.”
“I mean what is sober, really?”
“I’ve never done a violent thing in my life other than that arson and murder.”
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Ew. Erected. (requested by @deanorum)
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Teenage Bounty Hunters: S1E1 (Daddy’s Truck)
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