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Ann: What am I supposed to do?

Eddie: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in.

Ann: I’m an atheist.

Eddie: Then just get ready to die I guess.

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Eddie, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Eddie: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

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Sorry about all those reblogs I was accidentally on the wrong account lol

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Anne: So what do you have planned for the future Eddie: Lunch Anne: No, like long term. Eddie: Oh...um, dinner?

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We hit 100 followers last night! Is there anything special any of you guys want us to do?

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Eddie: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Eddie: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Venom: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

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Dan: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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*Eddie rushes by with an armful of water bottles*

Ann: What's going on?

Dan: Eddie wouldn't drink water.

Ann: ...And?

Dan: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.

Eddie, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

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Eddie: Damn, Dan, are you secretly cool?

Dan: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Eddie: I do not.

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Submissions and asks are open if you want to submit an incorrect quote!

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Eddie: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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Venom: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Eddie: You’re a murderer!

Venom: Yes, well, you interrupt people when they talk.

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Venom: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

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Ann: When's the last time you slept?

Eddie: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Ann: A few- how many?!

Eddie: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Ann: What you need is sleep!

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