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American politics today:

Donald Trump: I will be a dictator for a day! We’ll set up deportation camps staffed by 2 million National Guard troops! We’ll use the power of the state to punish our domestic enemies!

Media: did you know Joe Biden is four years older than Trump? It’s *crazy *!

#literally #politics #the questions after biden's statement about the special report #terrifying #they continue to learn jack shit every presidential cycle #text post

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#the most I stayed in a 'situationship' was two fucking weeks and I'm never doing that again #the moment someone tells me they don't want a relationship I'm out #then what are we doing here??? #relationships #laugh track tag

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"i'm using chatGPT to save time and streamline my work" you are wasting your gift of an education and a brain and every opportunity you have had in your life should be given to someone more deserving.

#last guy I dated told me he uploaded all his journal entries and asked it to analyze them for him #like.... dude.... omg.... #read those journal entries and self-reflect and analyze YOURSELF #chatGPT is not God it can't do the hard work for you #text post #chatgpt

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me normally: i love!! acquiring objects!!

me packing: who the FUCK acquired this many OBJECTS

#Text post #what I'm about to go through in three weeks 😭😭

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anyone else feel like theyre on the verge of insanity in an undescribable way

#every day for the past year more or less #text post #a very me post

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thanking my friend carro for putting the curse of 'liking a show nobody else cares abt' upon me

#PLS SAY YES AJDHKJFHJKSFHJKG #omg I love this so much!!! #killing me over here #kane's THOUGHTS!!!! #rookane #jonathan rook #malcolm kane #stretch armstrong #fanart

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good morning!

#nikki haley hates kamala harris so much and she doesn't even register in VP's mind #it's so fucking funny #kamala harris #nikki haley #election 2024 #laugh track tag

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#truer words never spoken #i didn't know this had a name but now I will refer to it constantly #politics #election 2024 #murc's law

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to unalive a mockingbird

#A friend of mine just said. this afternoon. in real life. 'unalive' unironically. #I almost laughed but I realized she was serious and I.... #laugh track tag #text post

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#girl me too! #poetry #benedict smith #to the point of suffocation is such a good way to put it lmao

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#VELOCIRAPTOR TIME TO GET MY REVENGE #I was so afraid of them as a child and for what??? they're the size of a damn turkey!!! #polls #Tumblr #animals

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happy new year! 🎊

#happy new year!! #snoopy #pochacco #my two special boys!!

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#they're both so valid #snoopy #merry christmas! #art

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This Christmas, participate in the #ArcangelosChristmasChallenge and fuck material goods

#merry christmas! #fanart #neo yokio #kazangelo #kaz kaan

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Harold Robert Millar (1869-1942), “The New World Fairy Book” by Howard Angus Kennedy, 1904 Source

#merry christmas! #mermaids #fairy tales #art

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#merry christmas! #i love u santa tracker #text post

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remember when trump was calling kids on christmas and asked “do you still believe in Santa? Because at seven, it’s marginal, right?”

#jdhfjkdhjfkdhkjghdkjfg #merry christmas! #text post #laugh track tag #politics