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ventomologist · 24 days
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writing a song for napo... here's the groove
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ventomologist · 1 month
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You do like tumpet? 🎺! bwaaa!
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ventomologist · 2 months
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blurred my face for the privacy (I don't think I've ever put my face on this blog??) but anyway I made and wore this for my community theater's production of beauty and the beast and I want to show it off haha.
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ventomologist · 3 months
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a silly meme for a writing project lol.
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ventomologist · 3 months
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it was so cold in Chicago, Illinois this past weekend that Lake Michigan started steaming due to the water being so much warmer than the air. the low temperature on Sunday was -9.94 F/-23.3 C
another absolutely incredible photo by barry butler. highly recommend checking out all of his shots.
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ventomologist · 3 months
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The current DnD party! A bit darker than the last one, eh?
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ventomologist · 4 months
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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!
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ventomologist · 5 months
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
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ventomologist · 6 months
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new book alert!
ay yo GUESS WHAT FOLKS I'm publishing more books!
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thanks to my incredible agent, I have a two-book deal with Mira Books. publication for The Keeper of Lonely Spirits, a standalone cozy fantasy, is tentatively scheduled for Spring 2025.
for plot folks
cursed with immortality, Peter Shaughnessy prefers hunting ghosts to making mortal friends. when the residents of an Ohio town beset by a vengeful spirit adopt him as their own, he has to choose: leave to protect his heart, or stay to save their lives?
for trope folks
vengeful spirit
tired immortal who just wants to die
elderly gays
found family
small-town setting
trees, cemeteries, and birds
yearning
a n g s t
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I love this book so much, y'all. it's a love letter to Northwest Ohio and soft old men. it's about love and grief and trying to navigate loss. it's deeply queer. it's deeply me. it's a book I wasn't sure I could write BUT THEN I DID and I'm so proud of it that it hurts.
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ventomologist · 6 months
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this just in, turns out the angst I wrote is pronounced much more angstily than I thought. in my defense I had only ever seen it written until I listened to the raw audiobook files today
it's all fun and games until you HEAR EDNA CRY
then it's more like oh god who let me do such terrible things to such a nice old lady dear lord
anyway still not sure what the timeline to release is, but the book is all recorded! I need to record my bits (acknowledgements) and then it needs to be edited, so stay tuned
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ventomologist · 6 months
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I made a Room Building tutorial! Lemme know if it helps! 🧡
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ventomologist · 7 months
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At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere
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ventomologist · 7 months
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So my sister wants to start sewing more, because
a. She’s 5′ 11″ and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.
b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and it’s difficult to find natural fiber clothes that aren’t made of cotton
c. She’s a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance
So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.
And recently she asked “So where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isn’t polyester” and mom was like ‘go ask your sister’
And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this
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ventomologist · 7 months
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Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.
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ventomologist · 7 months
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ventomologist · 8 months
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A man I drew during a meeting at work haha
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ventomologist · 9 months
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Pirate jokes
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