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drew a hot 90s punk rock tgirl vampire because nobody can stop me

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transfems i love you. i love you transfems.

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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

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Lakota Nation vs. United States (Jesse Short Bull & Laura Tomaselli, 2022)

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Shut up 10s, a 1 is talking.

#low self esteem go brrr

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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.

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I wonder what the HRT options are in the MLPverse...

#mlp #big mac #trixie lulamoon

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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these two memes have equal and opposite energies

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why do you think you’re a woman?

because women are swagful and im also swagful. come on now this is rookie shit.

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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them

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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

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Me when someone is mean to me "as a joke"

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rise, lesbians!