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vergak · 59 minutes ago
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yeah gay wizard wednesday baby yeah fuckin it's one of my favorite nights because of gay wizard yeah fuckin wednesday night baby fuckin gay wizard yep gay wizard wednesday gay wizard wednesday who deserves gay wizard me I deserve gay wizard it's fuckin wednesday wednesday night gay wizard yeah closer to the weekend thursday the and then friday here comes the weekend here comes the weekend fuckin fuckin wednesday night gay wizard wednesday baby who deserves gay wizard me who deserves gay wizard me love gay wizard wizard wednesday baby fuckin gay wizard wednesday wednesday night baby gay wizard wednesday yeah
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vergak · 59 minutes ago
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Anybody who judges me for eating canned tuna or chicken are boring snobs. You havnt lived unless youve sat butt naked hunched on the floor eating meats out of a can.
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vergak · an hour ago
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vergak · an hour ago
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My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders
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vergak · an hour ago
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but actually
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vergak · an hour ago
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puts newspaper down
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I FORGOT TO FEED MARKIPLIER 
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vergak · an hour ago
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spiritual successor to “what have you ever done except leak out of your ass at walmart”
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vergak · an hour ago
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baikal seals look like if you do so much as breathe a single molecule on them theyll disintegrate into a small puddle of tears
they look like they make the laminated sheet wobble sound unprompted and constantly
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vergak · 18 hours ago
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Gifted kid this gifted kid that the only kid that was gifted was Jesus to Mary
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vergak · 19 hours ago
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baikal seals............
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vergak · 19 hours ago
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*to the tune of Katy Perry's Last Friday Night* There's a penis in the sink
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vergak · 23 hours ago
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I'm gonna have to get a classic military regulation hair cut for the play ughhhh I wanted to grow it out I just buzzed it....
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vergak · a day ago
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‘I could look poised in a paper bag. These are ladies’ pants, I don’t even care.’
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vergak · a day ago
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vergak · a day ago
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From 1850-1920 all great writers were neurotic hermits who lived on one piece of bread per day and never left their tiny Parisian flats. Then from 1920-1980 all great writers were philandering boozehounds who loved swimming and barbiturates. But across eras, all great writers have remained, at heart, closeted homosexuals
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vergak · a day ago
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pussy had me lost and confused really depressed and scared i feel horrible actually
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vergak · a day ago
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