there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.
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first is the worst second is the best third. is the last one
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The whole “Mars only made the M&Ms unsexy to distract from a child slavery lawsuit” thing sort of falls apart when you realize that nobody was talking about the child slavery lawsuit, which is months old at this point, until after the redesign happened
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He is sealed.
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whenever I read anything about cryptocurrency my brain automatically goes
Ahh yes....bubble money
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i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.
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purchased a sans undertale plush for my classroom and i've been torturing my students by pretending i don't know who he is
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the “feminine urge” meme set us back 9 million years. people just unironically posting shit like ‘the feminine urge to do the dishes and submit to my man. and have no financial independence and have glass bones and paper skin-’ like girl oh my godddd take it to the christianmingle dms stop making me read this corny shit out in the open
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Me getting a clean insert of my phone charger; wow I’m gonna get a good grade on my bbc Sh//rlock drunk exam this is something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
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“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”
"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."
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some of the funniest discourse ive seen on this website is whether its okay to sexualize the terms top/bottom (because minors use them)
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POPEYE?!?!??
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