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Tucker: Are you ok?
Danny: Not often.
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Vlad: Sometimes people will disagree with you but that's okay.
Vlad: You can just kill them.
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Danny: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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Vlad: Daniel, you're such a freak!
Danny: Yeah, yeah i am. But you know what? Someday i just might grow out of that, but you will never stop being a jerk.
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Dani, texting Danny: Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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Danny: In my defense it was a bit i was doing your honour
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Danny: Have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought, "Wow, I respect a well-grilled hot dog more than I respect you?"
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Danny: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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Danny: I didn't think you'd take it that far!
Skulker: You didn't think I would savagely injure a group of random strangers? You think so little of me.
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Jazz: Somebody's in love!
Danny: Yeah, right. I just think Tucker and Sam are cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about them.
[Later]
Danny, that night: Uh oh.
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Jazz: let’s do something really scary!
Danny: we could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts
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Danny: I was taught to think before I act
Danny: … so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured I thought about it and I’m confident in my decision.
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Technus: Hey, whatever happened with Ember?
Skulker: Oh, uh. We mutually broke up.
Technus: So she dumped you?
Skulker: No! Mutual means we agreed!
Technus, raising an eyebrow: Agreed that she was dumping you?
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Vlad, to Danny: You need to learn to deal with your own problems.
Vlad: Even if it was me who caused them. 
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Jazz: So what special skills should i add?
Tucker: Skydiving.
Sam: Martial Arts.
Danny: Flirtatious hair flipping.
Jazz: Okay, i do NOT flip my hair flirtatiously!
Danny: Oh, really? This dosen't seem famililar? [Imitating Jazz] Why, hello boys! My name's Jazz Fenton! Buy me some liquorice and i'll give you a kiss!
Jazz: I talk NOTHING like that!
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Jazz: Oh, so suddenly you don't have a death wish!
Danny: Jazz, I've never had a death wish, it's just that I don't believe that I personally even can die.
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My expectation in life is to be invisible and i'm good at it.
Danny
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