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just encountered a spider so big I very seriously considered downloading tinder exclusively to find a man to come over and move it outside

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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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Thinking again about the time my aliens class was discussing conspiracy theories and the professor asked us to call some out and I, thinking simultaneously of both flat earthers and the "moon landing was faked" people, confidently shouted out "FLAT MOON!" and sent the class into hysterics

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ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

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Tailor Birds “Sewing” Nests

(via)

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

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5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

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dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

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YAK FROLICKING!!!

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A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.