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EVERYONE WAKE UP
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MY HERO ACADEMIA VIGILANTES ANIME
WE WON!
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Koichi: So, how long is this final battle gonna go on for?
Number 6: Could be three, or four.
Koichi: Three or four what? Hours? Days? Weeks?
Number 6: Maybe five.
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Shoko, visiting Koichi again: Hello, son and his two friends who never seem to hang out at their own homes.
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Makoto: I just could not get out of bed this morning.
Tsukauchi: Oh, someone put a big rock on your coffin again?
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Tamao: Dad, this steak is a little tough.
Knuckleduster: So is life, and then you die.
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Number 6: My hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon. 
Koichi: What do you mean? What do you mean by that??? 
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Moyuru: I'm not getting into any more stupid debates with you.
Rapt: Water isn't wet.
Moyuru: How the fuck is water not wet, it's water!
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Makoto: Be careful; I’m no spring chicken.
Koichi: That’s okay. I prefer steak. 
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Rapt: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Koichi: No, it's called highjacking.
Moyuru: No, guys, it's called weedwacking.
Soga: No, it's called disappointing your mother.
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Pop: Please pray for Koichi, he’s in the hospital.
Koichi: Bitch, cause you hit me with a hammer!
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Knuckleduster: Make his dick hard, not his life. 
Makoto: Break her bed, not her heart.
Captain Celebrity: Play with her boobs, not her feelings.
Soga: Get on his dick, not his nerves.
Koichi: Always salt your pasta while boiling it. 
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Rappa: Nice ass. Sorry about the dismemberment. 
Mirko: Thank you, king. 
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Pop☆Step: I'm not wearing glasses anymore; I've seen enough.
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Soga: Bitches be like "You mine." First of all, I'm on probation. I belong to the state.
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Number 6: You want to be my master sooooo bad~
Knuckleduster: Where’d you get that idea?
Number 6: The voices in my head telling me. 
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Number 6: Hey, hey, wake up!
Koichi: What?!
Number 6: I just murdered your entire family!
Koichi: What? But I live alone.
Number 6: Huh? Then who are these people in your house?
Koichi: There’s people in my house?!
Number 6: Well, not anymore! Dumb bitch. You could’ve died. You’re welcome.
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