villainpapyrus

[villainpapyrus]

Winner?

H LLO?

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[villainpapyrus]

hello?? where are you? where are the supplies?

DARK

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[villainpapyrus]

have u finished getting the supplies yet

HELLO

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[villainpapyrus]

ALMOST DONE GETTING SUPPLIES..!

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[villainpapyrus]

can we get the octagon back

.. MM. OKAY.

• OCTAGON ADDED

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[villainpapyrus]

YOU’RE INVITED…

[villainpapyrus]

OKAY! OKAY. I’VE IMPROVED THE WELCOME BACK PARTY

• BOUGHT NON STALE CHIPS

• (RELUCTANTLY) STOPPED PUTTING UNRULY GUESTS IN THE FREEZER

• REMOVED THE OCTAGON

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[villainpapyrus]

YOU’RE INVITED…

[villainpapyrus]

Okay but to be fair I think a very, very very large majority of people don't like to be taken and forced to do things against their will. You're starting to sound kinda sus as a party host right now.

YOU . ARE WORKING YOUR WAY UP THE PAIN HOLE LIST . EVERYBODY MISSED ME SO, SSSO MUCH THE LEAST THEY COULD DO IS SHOW IT BY ENJOYING THEMSELVES. I MADE MY DELICIOUS PARTY PUNCH AND THIS IS WHAT I GET. DISRESPECT AND , AND. AND. MORE DISRESPECT

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[villainpapyrus]

“OHH YOU’VE FORCEFULLY BROUGHT ME HERE AGAINST MY WILL” OKAY WELL THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS HAVE SOME OF THE CHEX MIX I BOUGHT . UNGRATEFUL. THIS MORON IN THE WHITE SUIT IS TALKING MY ((HYPOTHETICAL)) EAR OFF ABOUT THIS AND I’M INCHES FROM PUTTING HIM IN THE PAIN HOLE

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[villainpapyrus]

GOOGLE DOT COM HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO ENJOY THEMSELVES AT A PARTY YOU MADE FOR THEM

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[villainpapyrus]

YOU’RE INVITED…

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[villainpapyrus]

Who have you invited?

ANYBODY I CAN GET MY HANDS ON

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[villainpapyrus]

how was the party?

OH, IT HASN’T STARTED YET. HAHA!! HAHA I’M STILL MISSING ATTENDEES. AND! I NEED TO FINISH MY SEVEN LAYER DIP

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[villainpapyrus]

MY CHARITY HASN’T STOPPED THERE!! IT HASN’T STOPPED I!!!!! HAVE GATHERED MANY. UNFORTUNATE AND DESTITUTE PEOPLE TO HAVE A WELCOME BACK PARTY FOR ME!! IMAGINE!! IN VITED! TO MY? PARTY?? VERY BIG HONOR FOR THESE ANTS

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[villainpapyrus]

winner?

THE SOUND OF MY DULCET VOICE IS BEWILDERING, I KNOWWW..!! I KNOW IT IS

AUUUNNNGH I’M SO HAPPY THAT EVERYTHING FINALLY LINED UP. YOU, YOU. YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE HOW , HARD. IT WAS. TO GET CONNECTED.

NOW WE CAN TALK AS MUCH AS WE WANT!

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[villainpapyrus]

how, exactly, have you been making people's lives better?

WELL. ! WELL

I HAVE BEEN.. IMPROVING. INFRASTRUCTURE. AND I RRRRRRRRRRECENTLY. AUUH.. UH. I !! OPENED A NEW LIBRARBARRARBARY. AND!!!! AND . I’VE MADE YOUR LIVES BETTER.

BECAUSE YOU MISSED ME OH SO MUCH. SO BADLY THAT IT HURT!! YOU WERE SO LOST WITHOUT ME THAT IT WAS AGONIZING ISN’T THAT RIGHT

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