villalunae

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Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

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for any followers who haven’t seen Interview With the Vampire it’s about the horrific experience of being in love with someone who is French

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jsyk im able to access the 4th dimension and 4th dimension tumblr has way more buttons than “like” and “reblog”. and all the entities have been hitting the “ignominious” and “schadenfreude” buttons on your posts and laughing btw

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public service announcement

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When a lesbian artist is like boldly lesbian and everyone is like 'omg bi icon, wait maybe she not REALLY a lesbian she sang about a boy a few times' I'm just... world explosion. Chappell Roan and Renée Rapp are lesbians and y'all are just gonna have to cope

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in 1978, sanrio made a crocodile called big challenges. he was never used for anything. 

he believes that you can overcome your own big challenges !

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going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year

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America is absolutely disconnected to meat

I think I realized this when I had went to see my dad and stepmom one day and asked if I could place my hawk’s food. (A rabbit leg) in the freezer. My step mom was disgusted by the idea that a leg from an animal was in the freezer meanwhile an entire chicken was sitting in the fridge.

Your rotisserie chicken is an entire chicken.

Your pork chop is a hunk of pig.

Your rack of ribs are from a cow’s rib cage.

It’s like Americans view meat as colorful red and pink hued shapes that just exist and come into the world packaged.

You see so many people getting harassed or even having their content flagged for showing how to process or field dress meat when it’s at it’s freshest. Right after culling. For some reason this is considered “gore” by many folks when in reality it’s no more different from plucking a processed chicken after cull.

You also notice that Americans have an idea of what’s normal meat and what isn’t normal meat and there’s racist undertones that I’ve noticed in a lot of these comments left on foreign cooking videos

You have people that claim a video of a man in a different country preparing something like this is “eating a dog.” Meanwhile this is roasted goat.

You have people who’s only perception of an edible fish is in fillet or fish stick form and they call something like this nasty because “Eww there’s a head!” Yeah.. most animals have heads..

Some of ya’ll need to realize what your meat looks like prior to processing and that it’s prepared in different ways. We also need to erase the stigma behind non traditional meats.

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I love bald baddies. Shout to the bad bitches that are bald.

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#ur chemo al’s……

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Everytime someone decides to ride their local light rail or metro line because of onr of my posts, I grow in power

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it’s actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don’t give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it’s just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word “cock” and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there’s nothing much you can do about it

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I love this fucking gif so much. Violence and killing and destruction

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

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When Lou Wilson laughs so hard his voice jumps an octave and he starts coughing hit reblog if you agree