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virtual-tchotchkes · 1 year

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The Might Nein animated show will only be perfect in my eyes if they put in Essek's ✨hot boi✨ sound effect (in Sam Riegel's voice) every time he appears in a scene like they did in the crit recap animated and I will accept nothing less than that. I said what I said.

#critical role #critical role campaign 2 #the mighty nein #essek thelyss #shadowhand essek

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virtual-tchotchkes · 1 year

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Some Campaign 2 moments I wish to see included in the upcoming Mighty Nein animated show even though they wouldn't have anything to do with moving the plot forward:

1. Jester whispering "thank you" with her arms wide open to ask an exasperated Essek for a hug, to which he ends up awkwardly and begrudgingly relenting to.

2. "Hello, bees!"

3. "Do do do hmm hmm doughnuts!", "Hey, Plank King!" and some more of Jester's most hysterical Sendings.

4. That tender moment between Yasha and Caleb when she shaved his beard with her sword.

5. When Nott tried to steal from Fjord but she got caught by Molly.

6. Beau's asshole pet owl, Profesor Thaddeus.

7. The Nein bringing their horses through Cobalt Soul portals and then getting banned from every archive branch in Wildemount because of it.

8. The Nein turning Yussa's tower into their personal teleportation portal.

9. The Bad Luck Bandits

10. "Oh, Oskar." and every time Jester referenced Tusk Love to the ire of Fjord.

11. Fluffernutter!

12. Fjord and his unfortunate dealings with murderous turtles.

13. Nott's rendition of Sweet Caroline but in Abyssal.

14. Yasha who smells like a crayon.

15. Nott shooting at Beau's butt while they were racing.

16. "Help, it's again" and more of Caduceus' high wisdom low intelligence moments.

17. Beau letting out the Tracy in her to flirt with a guard.

18. Kiri accidentally spilling Nott's secret husband's name to the party.

19. When Yasha learned how to properly use "I killed my whole family, I'll throw you under the bridge" in a sentence.

20. The whole Platinum Dragon prank debacle that Nott and Jester did just so Jester's absentee deity will like her again.

...I honestly have so much more to add, but I would love to hear yours!!!

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virtual-tchotchkes · 2 years

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👐Scanlan "Jazz hands your way out of any conflict" Shorthalt👐

#the legend of vox machina #vox machina #scanlan shorthalt #sam riegel #critical role #campaign 1 #campaign one #bard #dungeons and dragons #animated series #CR C1 #vox machina animated

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virtual-tchotchkes · 2 years

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I love replaying C2 episodes just so I can watch the whole top table (i.e. Fjord/Beau/Caleb AND Travis/Marisha/Liam) slowly get smitten by the little blue tiefling. As they should.

The trio worrying about Jester post-kidnapping as she dances in the middle of the tavern by herself, sans music. (2x30)

Them melting into a puddle of goo when Jester announced her arrival at the Ruby of the Sea's home by calling herself the "Little Sapphire". (2x33)

Jester telling her story about the craziest thing she's ever seen a.k.a. the bug story. (2x38)

When The Gentleman finally admits to his past with Marion, and when he and Jester share a tearful conversation about him being her father but not really. (2x85)

The alarm on their faces when The Traveler told Jester that he would take her with him (to realms and planes far far away) if he was ever to leave. (2x95)