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Free Palestine till its backwards 🇵🇸

#free palestine

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#Garten

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unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

#uriel

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#Garten

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tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

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#videeoo

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he's too dope for this world bless his soul

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imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

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#videeoo

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#uriel things

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#dorohedoro

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my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them

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carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

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I feel like I need that special touch

#i analyze and I have been trying to find out about the children that have to do with the face of a child 😐 #ok