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hey you know how sans determines how many times you've fought him based on facial expression? he can tell when you've been dunked on, when you see his first attack for the first time, when you've survived it once, when you've survived it twice... all based on facial expression. each time you die to him and reset, he has absolutely no memory of the past fights, meaning each battle seems like the first one to him.

so how does sans feel when that expression is nothing but boredom? when his first attack is dodged without even flinching? how does he feel when each of his attack patterns are being dodged with near perfect muscle memory—and as the battle keeps going, he knows he's getting more and more tired and that he can't keep fighting for much longer? no matter what he does, none of his attacks work.

there's no shock, no surprise in their face—just utter indifference, and the impatience of someone who's seen this many, many times before. imagine how he feels as the realization slowly dawns on him that this is probably the time they succeed.

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Locke: *is murdered by Taryn*

Me: 

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Cardan deciding how to approach jude:

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cardan??

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Cardan Greenbriar be like, “I know a spot” then exiles his queen to the mortal world.

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*jude threatening cardan holding a dagger to his throat*

cardan: jokes on you, now i'm horny.

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jarpad tweets x THEE cain of cain and able fame x drake bell tweets x the bible x post via @seraphcastiel . happy season 16 finale everyone!!

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so. someone in supernatural really hates writers huh

#supernatural #spn #chuck #metatron #the cw #and they are right

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i got back into destiel fanfiction after 15x18 to help me cope and while i love au there is no plot as UNHINGED and POWERFUL as the Canon one nothing even COMPARES

#destiel #deancas #spn 15x18

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*benny, stuck inside godstiel, reading Cas's thoughts* you're right this bowlegged bitch is rather hot

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do you ever think about dean winchester. THEE Dean Winchester. Dean I-like-long-walks-on-the-beach-and-frisky-women think-we’ll-see-a-naked-pillow-fight Winchester. falling in love with a gay male-presenting angel. like we see it all the time but do you ever really THINK about it. bc I am and I’m taking irreparable brain damage.

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thinking about dean's face being illuminated with fire every time he thinks he's losing cas (6x20 / 11x18 / 13x01)

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i Cannot stop thinking abt 12x01 when dean introduces cas to mary as Castiel and how his voice changes when he says it like im pretty sure thats one of the first times since the early seasons that dean has called him anything but cas and he seems so proud to be introducing him to mary and mary just clocks Them right away and im gonna start eating drywall soon

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sam: jesus dean just admit you like him

dean: i do not like cas

sam: i didnt say who

dean: you know what? fuck you

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(this, at least, is up to me.)

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For DEAN. DEAN!!! TO SAY HE NEEDS SOMEONE???!!!?? Self reliant since 4 years old, the caretaker because he has to be, because someone needs to be, because he likes doing it, SAYING HE NEEDS CAS. Of course he wouldn't say I love you!! That's unrelatable to him. How many times did he hear 'I love you' growing up? How many times did something happen after he heard it that made those words hurt? BUT! TO BE NEEDED, to NEED SOMEONE, that's what he knows! So that's what he says. Dean Winchester Doesn't Say I Love You because that phrase has been weaponized. The word love, to him, is something dangerous. He's familiar with being needed though, the world needs him and he loves the world so he saves it. His family needs him and he loves his family so he saves them/takes care of them. His car needs a skilled repairman and he loves his car so he becomes one. But Dean? What does he need? He needs Cas. My brain is liquid, goodnight.