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Ακόμα παίζει στο κεφάλι μου και μπορώ και την κάνω quote

This man was actually Käärijä in disguise (greek mutuals will understand)

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Πέθανα 🤣🤣🤣

Εντωμεταξύ τη διαφήμιση τη σκηνοθέτησε ο Λανθιμος, just saying 🥹👀

This man was actually Käärijä in disguise (greek mutuals will understand)

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I saw this live and it was the Janice moment I’ve been waiting for because they didn’t do their Tokio dance 🥹🥹🥹

#janceeeeeeeeee #jance #Jan Peteh #Nace Jordan

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gonna make a separate post about this just because I think it's too funny —

bojan talking about giving his friends kisses on the cheek and pulling kris closer the first time

kris leaning in a second time

and then the kitty's reaction to whatever just happened between them

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Maček text posts 🐈

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For some reason instagram has decided that following joker out means i should get these Ljubljana-based memes in my suggested posts and most of the time they're completely incomprehensible to me but sometimes you get shit like this:

And yeah:

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Thank you so much for the tag @nelsonakis💜

using only song titles of one artist/band answer the questions and then tag others

artist: 5SOS

what is your gender: Heartbreak Girl

how do you feel: Complete Mess

if you could go anywhere: Woke Up In Japan

favorite mode of transportation: When You Walk Away

your best friend: I've Got This Friend

favorite time of day: Daylight

if your life was a TV show: Lost In Reality

relationship status: Lonely Heart // Why Won't You Love Me

your fear: I Can't Remember

Tagging: @esskuesli @i-wasnt-ready-for-this @aladywithabat @sparklativekonnap2000 @nyx-aira

Thank you so much for the tag @ratinthevoid 💜

using only song titles of one artist/band answer the questions and then tag others

artist: Katy Perry

what is your gender: One of the Boys

how do you feel: Ur So Gay

if you could go anywhere: Harleys in Hawaii

favorite mode of transportation: Dark Horse

your best friend: E.T.

favorite time of day: Wide Awake

if your life was a TV show: Cry About It Later

relationship status: Legendary Lovers

your fear: Small Talk

Tagging: @teddy-ted @crazy-minded-girl @volturiwolf @katinkulta @tuituipupu @koschei-the-ginger @katstwistedmind

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thanks jokeroutsubs for bringing this early version of vkv to my attention because bojan and kris starting to sing the last chorus together without kris falling back into his falsetto is just. 🫠

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Bojan:Look,I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—

Kris:Thats because your too short to do so.

Bojan:

Bojan:Listen here you fucking—

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Ο Μπογιαν μάλλον θα δυσκολευόταν να πει «ευχαριστώ» και θα έλεγε ότι θα έρθουν σίγουρα για διακοπές 🥹🤣😭

I had a dream that Joker Out and Käärijä did a concert in Athens and I couldn't buy tickets because I learned about it the same day 🥲

Someone was livestreaming it though and Bojan brought a weird purple cube on stage that can apparently control people!? Jere was trying to say "Γεια σας" (hello). Also Alessandra made an appearance

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Bojan:I told Kris that his ears turn red when he lies.

Nace:Do they?

Bojan:No.

Nace:Then why did you tell him that?

Bojan:Because I can do this.

Bojan:Hey Kris!Do you love us?

Kris,with his hands over his ears:No.

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Jure:I'm so tired of this life.

Jure:I want to be a roomba.

Jure:I want knives taped to me.

Jure:And I want to be set loose.

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Kris:Truth or dare?

Bojan:Truth.

Kris:How many hours have you slept this week?

Bojan:

Bojan:Dare.

Kris:Go to sleep.

Bojan:I don't like this game.

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Jure:Can we get a birthday cake?

Nace:It’s not your birthday.

Jure:The cake won’t know!

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Nace when Kris or Bojan: tf do you think gonna happen 🤨

Nace when husband: yes baby you're so strong, won so easy 🥰

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Mom: “you finally dress better, more feminine”

Me: *literally searching for clothes inspired by JO fashion*

(It’s literally just Bojan and a bit of Jure and Jan, but I’m searching for more)

(I don’t work on Saturdays and that’s basically the only day of the week I have any free time to search for new pieces around the very narrow options we have here)

#joker out #joker out fashion #the jokers have a good sense of fashion #well the jokers’ stylists have a good sense of fashion #as a plus-sized person I finally felt somewhat confident in those clothes

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if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life