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Louise Glück, “Unpainted Door” Poems 1962-2012 / Ingmar Bergman, Bergman On Bergman interviews with Stig Bjorkman, Torsten Manns and Jonas Sima / Moonlight 2016 dir. Barry Jenkins / Fiona Apple, Second Bite interview by Craig McLean, The Guardian / Eighth Grade 2018 dir. Bo Burnham / Norman Rockwell, Little Girl Looking Downstairs at Christmas Party / Anne Carson, “The Anthropology of Water” in Plainwater

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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

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kermit is a butch and miss piggy is a femme and they are in lesbian love

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Ivan the Terrible & His Son Ivan - Ilya Repin (detail) 1885

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i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

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You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

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On sickness and self-suffering

1. Guilty, Georges Bataille  2. The unabridged journals of Sylvia Plath  3. quote from an article about Munchausen Syndrome  4. Orson Scott Card  5. Supernatural S7E1 and Sharp Objects 6. Henry and June, Anaïs Nin  7. The Garden of Eden, Ernest Hemingway  8. Juansen Dizon  9. Heather Havrilesky  10. Ana Teresa Barboza  11. Electra, Sophocles  12. The Caged Owl, Gregory Orr  13. Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel  14. Geloy Concepcion  15. The princess diarist, Carrie Fisher  16. Chelsea Hodson, from Tonight I'm Someone Else: Essays; The End of Longing  17. The Dream of a Ridiculous Man, Fyodor Dostoevsky 

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on loneliness

susan sontag as consciousness is harnessed to flesh: diaries (via @saccharineguilt) \\ hélène delmaire \\ olivia laing the lonely city \\ david molina-molina object / mirror \\ sophocles (tr. anne carson) (via @mortisha) \\ hélène delmaire \\ banana yoshimoto amrita (via @propertiesofjoy)

kofi

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Even though I made sure to drop little clues about my nationality such as the fact that the post contains the words “in France,” my post about Halloween being a recent phenomenon in my country prompted multiple Americans to say this was bullshit misinformation from the US conservative that I must be, since Halloween is not a recent thing in the US at all and their US relatives already celebrated it in the US decades ago. Someone said I must have grown up in a conservative cult to be unaware of Halloween being a thing, because “OP is saying something that makes no sense re: US culture—OP must have grown-up in a terminally isolated cult within the USA” is the only explanation. At this point I could say “the national anthem of my country is La Marseillaise” and some USians would be like “no? why would you say that?? please delete this misinformation op la Marseillaise is NOT the American anthem where in the US did you grow up that you never heard our anthem??”

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every day i aspire to be insane flirtatious androgynous and violent just like bugs bunny

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*between kisses to the top of my cat's tiny head* you are disgusting! You're despicable! You shouldn't exist! You're a monument to scientific hubris! You will be the downfall of humanity! I love you!

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The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

#megamimd

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i love mining :)!!

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mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

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I’m at 3

#only 18 surprisingly