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You're gunna ABSOLUTELY SLAY that driving exam!! Whether it rains or not!! Don't worry!! You got this!! Rain or shine!! Besides, if it rains the examiner will go easier on you cuz they expect more nerves due to rain!! That also applies to heavier traffic than usual for the road!!

thank you anon, i am kinda Shitting my Pants tbh but i really appreciate the vote of confidence! it was raining, but it's stopped now, so hopefully it'll hold like this until then, fingers crossed (and if the weather's bad, then that also probably means less bikes to worry about, so yay).

#thank youuu aaaaa i need it to be over Now dfbjdfhdkj #this is my second attempt so at least i have some notion of what goes on #and i did practice a lot yesterday so whatevs we'll hope for the best #juli answers

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which is definitely not an omen

#due to inflation they can only afford two of the horses of the apocalypse. and none of the horsemen.

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this is so cartoonish. can't have shit in baltimore

#cómo andás maestro me das 100 de pata y 200 de tibia? #hannibal #ask to tag?

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just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him

#oh god me later today in my exam aUGH

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any movie can be free if you know where to go

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can it not rain tomorrow during the 15 minute window of time when i have to retake my driving exam please or is that too much to ask of this cold and unforgiving universe?

#i fear that will send me over the Edge 🙃👍🏻 #according to jules

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#love reading i am always reading i love you books ♡

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LEO POINTING MEME I KNOW THAT ONE AS WELL

#me hmm no you shouldnt glorify don draper #don draper: goes to the movies #me: THATS LITERALLY ME OMG KING #mad men

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Rating the flags of Suzerainverse, based not on any existing vexillological principles, but purely on vibes™

Agnolia: 3/10 this flag...makes me mad. i don't know why, it's not egregiously bad or anything, but there's just something about it that just grinds my fucking gears. like, i look at it and i'm instantly filled with the need to deny their sovereignty over helji island.

Anrakan Isles: 8/10 this one is soooo pretty, i love it a lot (and it's one of the flags that won the community flag contest, a very deserved win!). the green is so lovely, and i love the pop of red, really gorgeous. good amount of detail without going overboard, very lovely.

Arcasia: 6/10 of course arcasia has its stars and stripes. i don't know, it's definitely pretty, but i feel like it's a bit too tryhard. like, ok arcasia we fucking get it. but the color scheme is nice and it's certainly pleasant to look at, so i guess i'll allow it THIS TIME...

Derdia: 3/10 look, i respect the aesthetic, but it's not for me. i don't like too much black in a flag, and i don't like text in a flag, so you can see how we're off to a bad start here, but the symbol is really pretty so i will definitely give them that. the little sword is cute too, they really said warrior culture, huh.

Free Cities: 8/10 honestly? they kind of ate with this one, not gonna lie. it's not a simple flag by any means--i'm imagining the little kids going to school in the free cities crying trying to draw their flag--, but it's just really pretty. the green and yellow color combo looks so striking here, i love it (<-- remember this bit, it will be important later), and the symbol is absolutely gorgeous.

Kyrute: 100/10 OH KYRUTE STOP IT THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD this is so cunty (sorry, KUNTY). i love this one so much, it's simple, elegant, interesting to look at, unique, they really cracked the code with it. it fits kyrute so well, too. amazing job, sweetie, no notes.

Lespia: 7/10 i don't want to admit it, but it's rather pretty, you win this time lespia. again, not a big fan of text, but it's so small it doesn't even register as. the color scheme is very pleasant, i love the red flower and the abundance of yellow, even if it does look a bit too vatican-y. but this is fake europe, so who cares!

Morella: 2.5/10 oh alma saltana my queen (sorry, comrade), i love you girl but your country's flag...it's just a lot. i know i said the green/yellow combo was nice, but this green with that yellow? and then the stripes with the very kiki stars...i don't know, it's not my fave i have to say.

Pales: 7.5/10 respectfully? they also ate with this one, yup. the symbol? okay grand duchy of graphic design, slay! i think it's very pretty, very harmonious, the colors look good together, the logo is clear and definitely gives that royal vibe without being too over the top. i like it.

Qinal: 7/10 oh they really said let's get CREATIVE with this shit, and surprisingly i kind of dig it quite a bit. the colors are so original and somehow work together very well. the form? inspired, honestly. cool symbolism too, honestly pretty good work. i don't know how i feel about the dark stripe, but it's a cool damn flag.

Rizia: 6.5/10 our beloved kingdom, and a pretty solid flag to go with it! i'd say it channels its vibes very effectively. it's not my favorite color scheme, but cmon, they really said 'we want the 6 stars of st. wruhec, we want the crown, we want the bull, we want the shield with the leaves and all that royal shit', and it looks fucking good, so i'll support them.

Rumburg: 6/10 listen, before the rumburgian spies get my ass, it's not bad, ok? it's totally fine, it works, it just scares me somehow. i look at it and immediately think 'rumburg' but i also feel an acute sense of dread. it is so ominous.

Sordland: 1000000/10 BEST FUCKING FLAG IN THE WORLD BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD A MORGNA WES CORE VECTERN SIS DA BITCHESSSSS. bias aside, this flag is SO pretty i love it so much it's so gorgeous. the maroon with the yellow? OH it's lovely. the symbol is tasteful and fits perfectly. god bless sordland i love you so much.

United Contana: 6.5/10 simple, but it gets the point across, i'd say. pretty and effective, nothing more and definitely nothing less.

Valgland: 5.5/10 it's fine, i guess? it's an odd color combo (say i, whose flag has the same color combo), but the addition of the pop of red with the star is pretty striking AND significant, so i'll definitely give them that. why do you even add text like that, guys, cmon.

Wehlen: 7/10 ugh, you hate to see a bitch you despise thriving, i do like this flag. it just looks cool, they don't deserve to have a cool flag (well, no, smolak doesn't deserve it). i will say that it's a bit too much white space, but it still looks so cool.

Yarktralis: 10/10 I LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH TOO (another of the flag contest winners! great job!). it fits them so well and it's so visually stunning and OH i just love it a lot. gorgeous to look at, absolutely stunning.

#suzerain #(i love ALL the flags btw! they're all perfect as they are it's just fun to rate stuff!!) #but yeah feel free to agree AND disagree this is all for funsies. imagine we're in the AN you have the floor now. #but yeah LOVEEEEEEE the suzerainverse so much. i wanna eat the flags. #long post

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oh my god MOMMMMM 💀💀💀

#MOTHER DO NOT EMBARRASS ME [she's right 💅🏻] #slay motherrrrr #jules plays suzerain

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i don't care if this is the law and order rule with an iron fist playthrough, i am STILL legalizing weed. it's free +1 bpt.

#-3 authority? we can take that hit now i think #im not passing up free money cmon. maybe evil king romus does cocaine have you thought about that. #jules plays suzerain

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ok, so the armed forces tab...what i'm getting at is that you spend manpower/equipment/all those stats to "train" more units, which basically gives you more of that specific type of unit, right? and then the more of those you have the more you can place if you do get into an armed conflict?

alright so let's get training, then!

#i will 100% go to war against smolak that's set in stone #pales might be debated but like then again i am not winning in diplomacy this run so...yeah #but yeah. btw i have 14 AUTHORITY right now. evil playthrough rules. #jules plays suzerain

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........girl, what. how. damn.

oh the flirting is ON now

#did.....did you catch the knife with your mouth or what??? GIRL #i love her fkfjfk #jules plays suzerain

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oh the flirting is ON now

#hiiiiiii girlie lip biting emoji #i'm so smitten by her i dont care if her family is a bit evil ♡ #jules plays suzerain

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i feel like nobody is talking about robin and it's such a shame cause it's really one of the sweetest songs in the whole album. it's like never grow up finally grew up.

#taylor swift #ttpd #already an underrated gem this song is so beautiful and just a little bit sad but it paints such a vivid picture #to keep it from you in sweetness GOD it kinda destroys me ngl

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Hey, here's the full set of the brand new Disco Elysium pics!

Prints are available, and maybe these work well in poster format (which inprnt started doing a while ago)?

I'm sad I didn't get to draw any cars, would be nice to do 1 more, but I need to move on... Also, there has been a promo on all summer at inprnt that might end soon, so these are at 35% off right now!

#these are so good wow #disco elysium

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“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)