Unfortunately, Gilgamesh was too cool. He oppressed the people of Uruk, taking their lunch money and getting real friendly with all their moms. And so the people cried out to the gods for deliverance. "Save us," they said. "Gilgamesh is much bigger and hotter than us and we cannot stop him."
The gods heard their pleas and sent Bigfoot to kick Gilgamesh's ass. However, the gods overlooked one very important fact, which is that they were both bisexual.
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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”
me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶
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so greek tragedy consisted primarily of plays written and performed in the fifth century bce and set in the heroic bronze age c. the twelfth century bce... i would love to see a contemporary production of tragedies mimic that kind of temporal distance with costumes and sets that recall high medieval western europe or the dying byzantine empire actually. i'm reading rn about the effect of production design for ancient plays that aspires to some level of historical accuracy to the ancient world and production design that uses contemporary dress, and it would be so interesting to see something that tried to replicate the historical and chronological positionality of fifth-century audiences in relation to what they were seeing on stage.
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Enjolras is banned from IKEA for repetitively stacking furniture to form impromptu barricades
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his name is "loud is his bark." if you even care
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@catilinas about your tags: the parallel between sacrificing M. Gratidianus on the tomb of Q. Catulus and sacrificing Q. Hortensius on the tomb of C. Antonius is even better if we remember that Q. Hortensius (son of Lutatia) is the grandson of Q. Catulus. And that Brutus and Hortensius were avenging Cicero on Antony's brother.
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My name is Odysseus of Ithaca, you killed my men, prepare to be blind
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Malvolio’s Revolve
The joy of Shakespeare is that even if you see the same play dozens of times, each production is its own, unique experience.
Having said that… there are certain bits of stage business that often crop up in numerous productions. One of my favorites is Malvolio’s revolve.
Just for fun, here are various examples of Malvolio’s revolve that have been captured on film. (If the gifs don’t work, check out my original post here.)
Alec Guinness in the 1970 ITV Saturday Night Theatre production does the classic dubious, self-conscious revolve, although Sir Toby and his gang are safely behind a hedge and don’t have to hide.
Nicholas Pennell in this 1986 filmed production at the Stratford Festival of Canada executes a confident and rarely-seen double revolve, forcing his peanut gallery to duck out of sight.
In this filmed version of the Renaissance Theatre Company’s 1988 production, Richard Briers executes a very slow , dubious revolve that is notable for being counter-clockwise. In my experience, most Malvolios revolve in a clockwise direction.
Finally, this Stratford Festival production milks the revolve for all it’s worth, with Tom Rooney’s Malvolio turning at just the right speed to miss Sir Andrew’s desperate dash across the stage.
Some productions choose to have Malvolio turn the letter around, rather than himself. Others either blow past the line without acknowledging its comedic gag potential, or cut it in its entirety. All are valid choices, but honestly… why look a gift gag in the mouth?
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