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vorpalghost · 2 days
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I can (allegedly) see now 👁️
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vorpalghost · 13 days
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Coral Reef Textile Art // Evas Doodlings
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vorpalghost · 13 days
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a commission from twitter :)
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vorpalghost · 14 days
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I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills
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vorpalghost · 21 days
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they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed
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vorpalghost · 21 days
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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vorpalghost · 22 days
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The night isn’t so bad 🌙
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vorpalghost · 23 days
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@autumnfox17
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my pet mold spore
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vorpalghost · 25 days
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tiddles the church cat
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vorpalghost · 26 days
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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
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vorpalghost · 29 days
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One thing I really enjoy about Fallout New Vegas is that it's really really good at modeling The Long-Suffering Protagonist Who Things Just Keep Happening To. Fallout 4, one or two things happen to you at the start, and they're doozies, but then for the most part you start happening to everybody else. You don't suffer that many ignominies. Fallout New Vegas, you get shot in the head and dumped in a shallow grave. Two different guys stick a bomb collar on you and force you to run errands. You have to dodge howitzer fire like in that one Malcom In The Middle Episode. All your organs get stolen. You think you're gonna get an easy payday killing some feral ghouls at a test site and then boom, you're getting canonized as a saint by a ghoul rocket cult, pouring radioactive coolant out of toy rocket ships into a real rocket ship one at a time. You get tricked into initiating a nuclear strike. Twice. You play a shell-game with human trafficking victims to bluff a guy into thinking he's pulling a tantalus when it's really just beef. You're forced to have conversations with Mormons. You simply get involved in more situation per situation, hands down. Sole survivor's memoir, I mean, whatever, it'll be okay. Courier's memoir? Oh boy
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vorpalghost · 1 month
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I’m in my self love era.
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vorpalghost · 1 month
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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vorpalghost · 1 month
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it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you
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vorpalghost · 1 month
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Don’t be scared, or whatever 👁️
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vorpalghost · 2 months
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sometimes you just need to get obsessed with a really really really bad movie. it's for your own good trust me
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vorpalghost · 2 months
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The locked tomb famdom be like
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